-- Num ---- Username ---- Category ------------- Posted -- Expires --- Pages --- | 71720 | BRANNEAT | CHATTER | 10/30/95 | 11/13/95 | 30 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | Description: an oldie but goodie... | ================================================================================ what follows is an 'application' that was originally posted in the spring of 1990. it has been periodically reposted over the years and has always gotten new replys. following it are all the replys i've gotten . some are people you'll recognize, some are long gone. all are amusing. the newer ones are at the end. joker's is a definite must read :) i'm posting this all at once so it's easier to skip for those not interested. if you want to reply but don't have the quota to do so, e-mail me and i'll send you a copy of just the application. --mav ******************************************************************************** APPLICATION FOR THE MAVERICK SCHOOL OF SEXUALITY PLEASE FILL IN THE FOLLOWING: NAME (FULL): ADDRESS: PHONE NUMBER: S.S. NUMBER (OPTIONAL): BIRTHDATE: LENGTH OF PENIS (OR LACK THEREOF): GOAL IN LIFE (CAREER AND PERSONAL): PURITY TEST SCORE (500 QUESTION--MOST RECENT SCORE): BEST PICKUP LINE: BEST BREAKUP LINE: SAT SCORES: MATH__ VERBAL_ COMBINED__ WHEN LOST/WILL LOSE VIRGINITY: PREVIOUS SEXUAL EXPERIENCE (NUMBER OF TIMES): FAVORITE SEXUAL TOYS (TOP 3): 1) 2) 3) TIMES FREE FOR CLASSES: DATE YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES: WHY YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES (100 WORDS OR LESS): FAVORITE COLOR: FAVORITE FOOD: FAVORITE SONG: FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: HAS ANYONE EVER RATED YOU ON A SCALE FROM 1-10? RATING: ADDITIONAL COMMENTS YOU THINK MAY BE BENEFICIAL TO YOUR ACCEPTANCE: SIGNATURE: _____________________________________________________________________________ PLEASE RETURN COMPLETED APPLICATION WITHIN A WEEK. APPLICATION WILL BE PROCESSED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. FIRST SERVED, FIRST COME. **************************************************************************** APPLICATION FOR THE MAVERICK SCHOOL OF SEXUALITY ^^^^^^^^ Ride me horsey, ride me. PLEASE FILL IN THE FOLLOWING: NAME (FULL): Jason Christopher Brannen aka "Magii" aka "Magii-Milkman" aka "Lesser Undies" aka "B" (and it's only half full, so Nyah.) ADDRESS: 641 Walnut Lane Harrisonburg, VA 22801 USA Earth, Sol System, Milky Way. 1973-1993 (as of now) PHONE NUMBER: 703-564-0128 S.S. NUMBER (OPTIONAL): XXX-XX-XXXX, XXX-XX-XXXX, XXX-XX-XXXX (check with the IRS to see which one they have currently assigned me.) BIRTHDATE: 3-31-73 (Old chicken make best soup.) LENGTH OF PENIS (OR LACK THEREOF): S_ M_x_ L_ XL_ (don't want to overrate myself) GOAL IN LIFE (CAREER AND PERSONAL): Wordsmith of Gaming/Become a stud-dog. PURITY TEST SCORE (500 QUESTION--MOST RECENT SCORE): 52 BEST PICKUP LINE: "Hi." BEST BREAKUP LINE: N/A SAT SCORES: MATH__ 590 VERBAL_ 650 COMBINED__ 1220 WHEN LOST/WILL LOSE VIRGINITY: Summer '93 PREVIOUS SEXUAL EXPERIENCE (NUMBER OF TIMES): "That would be telling." (and keeping score) FAVORITE SEXUAL TOYS (TOP 3): 1) Female. 2) Bed. 3) Wild Paisely Ties. TIMES FREE FOR CLASSES: I left school, so who needs the classes. I left to get "real world experience". Gimme. DATE YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES: How about the next time I see you? WHY YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES (100 WORDS OR LESS): Because maybe I could teach you a thing or two...? FAVORITE COLOR: Green FAVORITE FOOD: Mom's Italian cooking FAVORITE SONG: "Moon over Bourbon Street" by Sting FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: Having sex is good enough. Who needs to play favorites? I think they all should get equal time for equal pay and equal work. HAS ANYONE EVER RATED YOU ON A SCALE FROM 1-10? RATING: 12 (as of Summer '92) ADDITIONAL COMMENTS YOU THINK MAY BE BENEFICIAL TO YOUR ACCEPTANCE: I need to be accepted? Fuck this. I should start my own school. SIGNATURE: J____ B______ _____________________________________________________________________________ PLEASE RETURN COMPLETED APPLICATION WITHIN A WEEK. APPLICATION WILL BE PROCESSED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. FIRST SERVED, FIRST COME. >PLEASE FILL IN THE FOLLOWING: >NAME (FULL): Robin Stuart Furr >ADDRESS: hoffman 125 >PHONE NUMBER: x5254 >S.S. NUMBER (OPTIONAL): >BIRTHDATE: 07-29-70 >LENGTH OF PENIS (OR LACK THEREOF): not on bb thank you *editors note: now available upon request* >GOAL IN LIFE (CAREER AND PERSONAL): to be a published author(both) >PURITY TEST SCORE (500 QUESTION--MOST RECENT SCORE): 92% >BEST PICKUP LINE: "So, wanna come up an see mah etchings sometime?" >BEST BREAKUP LINE: "huh?" >SAT SCORES: MATH_730 VERBAL_760 COMBINED_1490 >WHEN LOST/WILL LOSE VIRGINITY: not lost/who knows >PREVIOUS SEXUAL EXPERIENCE (NUMBER OF TIMES): uh...? >FAVORITE SEXUAL TOYS (TOP 3): 1)Trivial Pursuit > 2)Balderdash > 3)To Tell The Truth >TIMES FREE FOR CLASSES: well... >DATE YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES: real soon? >WHY YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES (100 WORDS OR LESS): i'm 19. i'm getting desperate. >FAVORITE COLOR: blue-grey >FAVORITE FOOD: chicken livers, or chili >FAVORITE SONG: "Slime Creatures from Outer Space" >FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: huh? >HAS ANYONE EVER RATED YOU ON A SCALE FROM 1-10? RATING: 1 >ADDITIONAL COMMENTS YOU THINK MAY BE BENEFICIAL TO YOUR ACCEPTANCE: >SIGNATURE: r0bíñ Fürr >_____________________________________________________________________________ >PLEASE RETURN COMPLETED APPLICATION WITHIN A WEEK. APPLICATION WILL BE >PROCESSED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. >PLEASE FILL IN THE FOLLOWING: >NAME (FULL):Todd "Thick Dick long schlong treestump tripod" Strong >ADDRESS:follow the slug trail >PHONE NUMBER:433-2CUM >S.S. NUMBER (OPTIONAL):nonya >BIRTHDATE:old enuff to know better young enuff to break the roolz >LENGTH OF PENIS (OR LACK THEREOF):larger than your mind can comprehend >GOAL IN LIFE (CAREER AND PERSONAL):you know... this and that >PURITY TEST SCORE (500 QUESTION--MOST RECENT SCORE):.00000001 >BEST PICKUP LINE:hey bitch! wanna f*ck >BEST BREAKUP LINE:get the f*ck outta my face willya >SAT SCORES: MATH__ VERBAL_ COMBINED__ never took them. too cool for roolz >WHEN LOST/WILL LOSE VIRGINITY:cunt remember >PREVIOUS SEXUAL EXPERIENCE (NUMBER OF TIMES): another incredibly large number >FAVORITE SEXUAL TOYS (TOP 3): 1)ball peen hammer > 2)circular saw > 3)broken coke bottle >TIMES FREE FOR CLASSES:when ever you have the time to learn >DATE YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES:see above >WHY YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES (100 WORDS OR LESS):don't need classes but I'm > offering >FAVORITE COLOR:p-lip pink >FAVORITE FOOD:snatch salad >FAVORITE SONG:f*ckin' in da but by david alan coe >FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION:anyone that makes my partner scream in sweet pain >HAS ANYONE EVER RATED YOU ON A SCALE FROM 1-10? RATING:not of this earth >ADDITIONAL COMMENTS YOU THINK MAY BE BENEFICIAL TO YOUR ACCEPTANCE:acceptance? >I don't need to be accepted... >SIGNATURE: thick'n'weighty >_____________________________________________________________________________ >PLEASE RETURN COMPLETED APPLICATION WITHIN A WEEK. APPLICATION WILL BE >PROCESSED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. >PLEASE FILL IN THE FOLLOWING: THE FOLLOWING > >NAME (FULL): SHANNON D. DOVE >ADDRESS: GETTYSBURG >PHONE NUMBER: DON'T HAVE A NUMBER, IT'S WHITE >S.S. NUMBER (OPTIONAL): OKAY >BIRTHDATE: DIDN'T HAVE A DATE AT MY BIRTH, WENT FOR PIZZA THE DAY AFTER >LENGTH OF PENIS (OR LACK THEREOF): -------------------------------------- >GOAL IN LIFE (CAREER AND PERSONAL): TO EAT FREE FOOD >PURITY TEST SCORE (500 QUESTION--MOST RECENT SCORE): 46 (no joke) >BEST PICKUP LINE: CHEVROLET S-10 SERIES >BEST BREAKUP LINE: BYE. >SAT SCORES: MATH 69 VERBAL 69 COMBINED 69 >WHEN LOST/WILL LOSE VIRGINITY: IF I KNEW, IT WOULDN'T BE LOST >PREVIOUS SEXUAL EXPERIENCE (NUMBER OF TIMES): WHICH NIGHT? >FAVORITE SEXUAL TOYS (TOP 3): 1) RUBBER DUCKY > 2) FLOPPY DISK > 3) GOBOT >TIMES FREE FOR CLASSES: >DATE YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES: >WHY YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES (100 WORDS OR LESS): >FAVORITE COLOR: >FAVORITE FOOD: FREE >FAVORITE SONG: >FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: >HAS ANYONE EVER RATED YOU ON A SCALE FROM 1-10? RATING: ## >ADDITIONAL COMMENTS YOU THINK MAY BE BENEFICIAL TO YOUR ACCEPTANCE: >SIGNATURE: fromthebadlands >_____________________________________________________________________________ >PLEASE RETURN COMPLETED APPLICATION WITHIN A WEEK. APPLICATION WILL BE >PROCESSED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. >PLEASE FILL IN THE FOLLOWING: >NAME (FULL): James Michael Wachhaus >ADDRESS: A galaxy far far away >PHONE NUMBER: 568-3825 >S.S. NUMBER (OPTIONAL): pi >BIRTHDATE: January 27, 1969 >LENGTH OF PENIS (OR LACK THEREOF): type cast for Equus >GOAL IN LIFE (CAREER AND PERSONAL): not applicable >PURITY TEST SCORE (500 QUESTION--MOST RECENT SCORE): 34 >BEST PICKUP LINE: You have GOT to see my Alarm Clock! >BEST BREAKUP LINE: I love you. (no joke.) >SAT SCORES: MATH_650_ VERBAL_650_ COMBINED_Add you idiot!_ >WHEN LOST/WILL LOSE VIRGINITY: When love is a four letter word. >PREVIOUS SEXUAL EXPERIENCE (NUMBER OF TIMES): ? >FAVORITE SEXUAL TOYS (TOP 3): 1) My tongue > 2) HER tongue > 3) the rest of her >TIMES FREE FOR CLASSES: 2 to 5 A.M. are average fuck-times >DATE YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES: see above. >WHY YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES (100 WORDS OR LESS): Girls aren't icky anymore. >FAVORITE COLOR: Violition >FAVORITE FOOD:I laughed here. :) >FAVORITE SONG: Tra La La Boom De A >FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: Any >HAS ANYONE EVER RATED YOU ON A SCALE FROM 1-10? RATING: 11 (seriously) >ADDITIONAL COMMENTS YOU THINK MAY BE BENEFICIAL TO YOUR ACCEPTANCE: I bathe regular. >SIGNATURE: VermN >_____________________________________________________________________________ >PLEASE RETURN COMPLETED APPLICATION WITHIN A WEEK. APPLICATION WILL BE >PROCESSED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. PLEASE FILL IN THE FOLLOWING: NAME (FULL):Robert David Woodington ADDRESS:chandler 211A, p.o.5939 PHONE NUMBER:568-7147 S.S. NUMBER (OPTIONAL):XXX-XX-XXXX BIRTHDATE:5/9/71 LENGTH OF PENIS (OR LACK THEREOF):somewhere between four and twelve...... GOAL IN LIFE (CAREER AND PERSONAL):to live to see tomorrow PURITY TEST SCORE (500 QUESTION--MOST RECENT SCORE):81...but i need to retake it, havent in awhile and i know its gone down...probably mid to upper seventies. BEST PICKUP LINE:never used one BEST BREAKUP LINE:same as above SAT SCORES: MATH__730? VERBAL_540? COMBINED__1270 WHEN LOST/WILL LOSE VIRGINITY:ill get back to you on that one... PREVIOUS SEXUAL EXPERIENCE (NUMBER OF TIMES):same as above FAVORITE SEXUAL TOYS (TOP 3): 1)thought id learn about these in my classes ;) 2) 3) TIMES FREE FOR CLASSES:basically any evening after nine...can supply a full schedule if accpeted in the school ;) DATE YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES:what day is tomorrow? WHY YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES (100 WORDS OR LESS):why not? FAVORITE COLOR:blue FAVORITE FOOD:twinkies FAVORITE SONG:anything older than 1975 FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION:any involving intercourse HAS ANYONE EVER RATED YOU ON A SCALE FROM 1-10? not yet... RATING: ADDITIONAL COMMENTS YOU THINK MAY BE BENEFICIAL TO YOUR ACCEPTANCE: ive got big hands, big feet, and a tongue larger than most european countries. SIGNATURE: the whistler _____________________________________________________________________________ PLEASE RETURN COMPLETED APPLICATION WITHIN A WEEK. APPLICATION WILL BE PROCESSED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. PLEASE FILL IN THE FOLLOWING: NAME (FULL): Andrew Mark Lewis (Drew or Scruffy) ADDRESS:Wise 101 PHONE NUMBER:568-4191 S.S. NUMBER (OPTIONAL):XXX-XX-XXXX BIRTHDATE:7/08/70 LENGTH OF PENIS (OR LACK THEREOF): long enuff to get the job done GOAL IN LIFE (CAREER AND PERSONAL): career: have enough money to live comfotably, and yet do my part to help people personal: to finally love someone, and add to the world's population PURITY TEST SCORE (500 QUESTION--MOST RECENT SCORE): 42 BEST PICKUP LINE: Hi BEST BREAKUP LINE: Bye SAT SCORES: MATH__730 VERBAL__640 COMBINED__1370 WHEN LOST/WILL LOSE VIRGINITY: April 11, 1988 PREVIOUS SEXUAL EXPERIENCE (NUMBER OF TIMES): i can't count it on my fingers FAVORITE SEXUAL TOYS (TOP 3): 1) a person of the other sex 2) handcuffs 3) whipped cream or other edible substance TIMES FREE FOR CLASSES: you name it DATE YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES: tomorrow soon enuff? WHY YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES (100 WORDS OR LESS): hey...you can learn something new every time FAVORITE COLOR: black FAVORITE FOOD: pizza--pepperoni/green pepper or ham and pineapple FAVORITE SONG: Lovesong (Extended Remix) FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: 69 HAS ANYONE EVER RATED YOU ON A SCALE FROM 1-10? yes RATING: 7.5 ADDITIONAL COMMENTS YOU THINK MAY BE BENEFICIAL TO YOUR ACCEPTANCE: does the teacher want to learn anything? SIGNATURE: Scruffy the Cat _____________________________________________________________________________ PLEASE RETURN COMPLETED APPLICATION WITHIN A WEEK. APPLICATION WILL BE PROCESSED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. PLEASE FILL IN THE FOLLOWING: NAME (FULL): Arjay R. Wright ADDRESS: Hoffman 125 PHONE NUMBER: x5254 S.S. NUMBER (OPTIONAL): BIRTHDATE: 06/02/70 LENGTH OF PENIS (OR LACK THEREOF): beg pardon? GOAL IN LIFE (CAREER AND PERSONAL): Clinical Psychology, to receive and give love (marriage & children optional), to help ppl. PURITY TEST SCORE (500 QUESTION--MOST RECENT SCORE): 79% BEST PICKUP LINE: Are you a virgin? BEST BREAKUP LINE: Why???? SAT SCORES: MATH 600 VERBAL 600 COMBINED 1200 (as of '87) WHEN LOST/WILL LOSE VIRGINITY: october '89 PREVIOUS SEXUAL EXPERIENCE (NUMBER OF TIMES): once FAVORITE SEXUAL TOYS (TOP 3): 1) who 2) needs 3) toys? ;) TIMES FREE FOR CLASSES: evenings after 5. DATE YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES: 02/03/90 WHY YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES (100 WORDS OR LESS): 1) i need more experience.. 2) i want to learn "how to win friends and get babes" ;) 3) i like you. :) 4) why not? FAVORITE COLOR: blue FAVORITE FOOD: hmm.. italian - lasagna, pizza, spaghetti.. FAVORITE SONG: "Somebody" by Depeche Mode FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: NA HAS ANYONE EVER RATED YOU ON A SCALE FROM 1-10? not to my knowledge RATING: NA ADDITIONAL COMMENTS YOU THINK MAY BE BENEFICIAL TO YOUR ACCEPTANCE: eager and willing pupil. learn fast. no diseases. SIGNATURE: Ajay Wrigt (i have a sloppy signature :) ) _____________________________________________________________________________ PLEASE RETURN COMPLETED APPLICATION WITHIN A WEEK. APPLICATION WILL BE PROCESSED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. PLEASE FILL IN THE FOLLOWING: NAME (FULL): John Paul Ashenfelter ADDRESS: Spotswood 8 PHONE NUMBER: x7500 S.S. NUMBER (OPTIONAL): XXX-XX-XXXX BIRTHDATE: June 6, 1990 LENGTH OF PENIS (OR LACK THEREOF): some things should be discovered for oneself GOAL IN LIFE (CAREER AND PERSONAL): happiness and fulfillment for myself and others PURITY TEST SCORE (500 QUESTION--MOST RECENT SCORE): 62 BEST PICKUP LINE: hey honey BEST BREAKUP LINE: bye darlin SAT SCORES: MATH__ VERBAL_ COMBINED__ 720 730 1450 WHEN LOST/WILL LOSE VIRGINITY: quite a while ago PREVIOUS SEXUAL EXPERIENCE (NUMBER OF TIMES): per person, average, or total? FAVORITE SEXUAL TOYS (TOP 3): 1)redheads 2)brunnetes 3)blondes TIMES FREE FOR CLASSES: i'm sure you can "fit me in" when it's convienent DATE YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES: how soon will you be ready WHY YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES (100 WORDS OR LESS): seems a shame to pass up a bargain like this! FAVORITE COLOR:dark FAVORITE FOOD:something lickable FAVORITE SONG:anything with a beat FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION:female on top HAS ANYONE EVER RATED YOU ON A SCALE FROM 1-10? several RATING: avg: 10 ADDITIONAL COMMENTS YOU THINK MAY BE BENEFICIAL TO YOUR ACCEPTANCE: are any more neccessary? SIGNATURE: johnpashenfelter _____________________________________________________________________________ PLEASE RETURN COMPLETED APPLICATION WITHIN A WEEK. APPLICATION WILL BE PROCESSED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. PLEASE FILL IN THE FOLLOWING: NAME (FULL):John Cooley ADDRESS:on campus PHONE NUMBER:in book BIRTHDATE:feb 5th LENGTH OF PENIS (OR LACK THEREOF):Big enough to make girls spueal. GOAL IN LIFE (CAREER AND PERSONAL):none currently PURITY TEST SCORE (500 QUESTION--MOST RECENT SCORE):below 34 BEST PICKUP LINE:"Wanna go make out." BEST BREAKUP LINE:"Study me, I'm history" SAT SCORES: MATH 720 VERBAL 590 COMBINED 1310 WHEN LOST/WILL LOSE VIRGINITY:not sure PREVIOUS SEXUAL EXPERIENCE (NUMBER OF TIMES): 28 people, number of times well over 200 FAVORITE SEXUAL TOYS (TOP 3): 1)Hand cuffs 2)whip 3)Knife TIMES FREE FOR CLASSES:None, don't need em. DATE YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES:I'd like to teach. WHY YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES (100 WORDS OR LESS):I like to educate females. FAVORITE COLOR:black&blue FAVORITE FOOD:Bearded Clam FAVORITE SONG:Hang the Pope FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: Doesn't have a name but it's similar to doggie style, in a way. HAS ANYONE EVER RATED YOU ON A SCALE FROM 1-10? RATING:10 APPLICATION FOR THE MAVERICK SCHOOL OF SEXUALITY PLEASE FILL IN THE FOLLOWING: NAME (FULL): William Lee Howard, Jr. ADDRESS: I could never remember; is it address or adress? PHONE NUMBER: 666-6969 S.S. NUMBER (OPTIONAL): square root of 3 BIRTHDATE: 4/22....69 LENGTH OF PENIS (OR LACK THEREOF): Never measured. GOAL IN LIFE (CAREER AND PERSONAL): Field PURITY TEST SCORE (500 QUESTION--MOST RECENT SCORE): 42.6 BEST PICKUP LINE: So, you wanna fuck, or what? BEST BREAKUP LINE: Well, like, y'know, the way it is, see... SAT SCORES: MATH__640 VERBAL_690 COMBINED__1000 WHEN LOST/WILL LOSE VIRGINITY: Many moons ago... PREVIOUS SEXUAL EXPERIENCE (NUMBER OF TIMES): n approaches infiniti FAVORITE SEXUAL TOYS (TOP 3): 1) Foodstuffs 2) Bathrobe ties 3) Cat o' nine tails TIMES FREE FOR CLASSES: Never free...$40 per session DATE YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES: about three years ago WHY YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES (100 WORDS OR LESS): Mav desperately needs training FAVORITE COLOR: black & blue FAVORITE FOOD: vaginal excretions FAVORITE SONG: Let's Go to Bed...The Cure FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: Mavvie-style HAS ANYONE EVER RATED YOU ON A SCALE FROM 1-10?yes RATING:pi squared ADDITIONAL COMMENTS YOU THINK MAY BE BENEFICIAL TO YOUR ACCEPTANCE: SIGNATURE: SPACEMAN SPIFF _____________________________________________________________________________ PLEASE RETURN COMPLETED APPLICATION WITHIN A WEEK. APPLICATION WILL BE PROCESSED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. FIRST SERVED, FIRST COME. APPLICATION FOR THE MAVERICK SCHOOL OF SEXUALITY PLEASE FILL IN THE FOLLOWING: NAME (FULL): Joseph W. Shelby (Joe) ADDRESS: 2123 Horace Ave, Abington PA 19001 (local: Chandler 115) PHONE NUMBER: 215-576-6224 (local: JMU-7121) S.S. NUMBER (OPTIONAL): ***-**-**** BIRTHDATE: Sept 17, 1970 LENGTH OF PENIS (OR LACK THEREOF): long enough GOAL IN LIFE (CAREER AND PERSONAL): Computer Applications of Thermodynamics PURITY TEST SCORE (500 QUESTION--MOST RECENT SCORE): 68.something BEST PICKUP LINE: So...You live around here often? BEST BREAKUP LINE: And thats my final offer SAT SCORES: MATH__780 VERBAL_570 COMBINED__1350 WHEN LOST/WILL LOSE VIRGINITY: Jan 28, 1990 PREVIOUS SEXUAL EXPERIENCE (NUMBER OF TIMES): lost track after Valentine's Day FAVORITE SEXUAL TOYS (TOP 3): 1) Red Heads 2) Teddy Bears 3) Rubber Ducky's TIMES FREE FOR CLASSES: after 10 p.m., most nights DATE YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES: anytime WHY YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES (100 WORDS OR LESS): why not? FAVORITE COLOR: Green FAVORITE FOOD: Steak FAVORITE SONG: can't limit to just 1 FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: haven't decided yet... HAS ANYONE EVER RATED YOU ON A SCALE FROM 1-10? Yes RATING: 3 ADDITIONAL COMMENTS YOU THINK MAY BE BENEFICIAL TO YOUR ACCEPTANCE: SIGNATURE: joe _____________________________________________________________________________ PLEASE RETURN COMPLETED APPLICATION WITHIN A WEEK. APPLICATION WILL BE PROCESSED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. FIRST SERVED, FIRST COME. APPLICATION FOR THE MAVERICK SCHOOL OF SEXUALITY PLEASE FILL IN THE FOLLOWING: NAME (FULL): Scott McDaniel ADDRESS: 29 Neibolt St. Derry, ME 00243 PHONE NUMBER: (202) 432-1101 S.S. NUMBER (OPTIONAL): XXX-XX-XXXX BIRTHDATE: 2/6/70 LENGTH OF PENIS (OR LACK THEREOF): 1 rod GOAL IN LIFE (CAREER AND PERSONAL): 3 goals scored in 11 seasons (life to date) PURITY TEST SCORE (500 QUESTION--MOST RECENT SCORE): 83.8 BEST PICKUP LINE: shit this is heavy!!! BEST BREAKUP LINE: but we can still be friends.... (ug) SAT SCORES: MATH__ 640 VERBAL_ 700 COMBINED__ can't you add? WHEN LOST/WILL LOSE VIRGINITY: still live in virginia PREVIOUS SEXUAL EXPERIENCE (NUMBER OF TIMES): pi FAVORITE SEXUAL TOYS (TOP 3): 1) barbie 2) feather duster 3) six foot snow sculptures TIMES FREE FOR CLASSES: I always cost money, dear DATE YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES: I'm already dating someone, thanx WHY YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES (100 WORDS OR LESS): Sorry, I've already got a ASA licenced instructor (American Sexual Association) FAVORITE COLOR: magenta FAVORITE FOOD: anything not in D-hell FAVORITE SONG: Awaken by YES FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: generally pro HAS ANYONE EVER RATED YOU ON A SCALE FROM 1-10? Nope. RATING: ADDITIONAL COMMENTS YOU THINK MAY BE BENEFICIAL TO YOUR ACCEPTANCE: Hope you've got a LOOONNNGGG time set aside... SIGNATURE: Rør§©ä©h _____________________________________________________________________________ PLEASE RETURN COMPLETED APPLICATION WITHIN A WEEK. APPLICATION WILL BE PROCESSED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. FIRST SERVED, FIRST COME. From: VAX1::STU_ADTAYLOR "Remember...never reuse a condom." 15-APR-1990 To: BRAD CC: Subj: APPLICATION FOR THE MAVERICK SCHOOL OF SEXUALITY PLEASE FILL IN THE FOLLOWING: NAME (FULL): brad l graham ADDRESS: spotswood 29 PHONE NUMBER: x4865 S.S. NUMBER (OPTIONAL): BIRTHDATE: june 14 68 LENGTH OF PENIS (OR LACK THEREOF): you'll just have to find out GOAL IN LIFE (CAREER AND PERSONAL): PURITY TEST SCORE (500 QUESTION--MOST RECENT SCORE): 73 or so BEST PICKUP LINE: n/a (none of them ever work) BEST BREAKUP LINE: never dumped anyone never used such a line SAT SCORES: MATH__ VERBAL_ COMBINED__ WHEN LOST/WILL LOSE VIRGINITY: sept. 89 PREVIOUS SEXUAL EXPERIENCE (NUMBER OF TIMES):3 FAVORITE SEXUAL TOYS (TOP 3): 1) 2) 3) TIMES FREE FOR CLASSES: when joe's not around DATE YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES: soon as you are willing WHY YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES (100 WORDS OR LESS): you sent this, so it must be a big hint. FAVORITE COLOR: blue FAVORITE FOOD: pizza FAVORITE SONG: FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: only tried one HAS ANYONE EVER RATED YOU ON A SCALE FROM 1-10? RATING: ADDITIONAL COMMENTS YOU THINK MAY BE BENEFICIAL TO YOUR ACCEPTANCE: drop by if you want to begin _classes_. SIGNATURE: _____________________________________________________________________________ PLEASE RETURN COMPLETED APPLICATION WITHIN A WEEK. APPLICATION WILL BE PROCESSED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. FIRST SERVED, FIRST COME. -- Num ---- Username ---- Category ------------- Posted -- Expires --- Pages --- | 48708 | STU_MLGRIGSB | PERSONALS | 06/02/93 | 06/09/93 | 3 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | Description: Reply to 48696: guess what....I'M SINGLE AGAI | ================================================================================ > APPLICATION FOR THE MAVERICK SCHOOL OF SEXUALITY > >PLEASE FILL IN THE FOLLOWING: > >NAME (FULL): Michael L. (misha/catullus) grigsby >ADDRESS:wherever the money is >PHONE NUMBER:1-900-HOT DICK >S.S. NUMBER (OPTIONAL):669-69-6969 >BIRTHDATE: 6/9/69 >LENGTH OF PENIS (OR LACK THEREOF):6.9" >GOAL IN LIFE (CAREER AND PERSONAL): Career: classical philologist/whore Personal: to sleep with tom cruise >PURITY TEST SCORE (500 QUESTION--MOST RECENT SCORE)ummmmm.... 40 i think >BEST PICKUP LINE:"enough with the schonberg, already!" >BEST BREAKUP LINE: "yeah, whatever" >SAT SCORES: MATH 650__ VERBAL740_ COMBINED_1390_ >WHEN LOST/WILL LOSE VIRGINITY: when harvey fierstein still looked decent.... partners or times??? partners= many.... times (including masturbation) at least 6000 >PREVIOUS SEXUAL EXPERIENCE (NUMBER OF TIMES): >FAVORITE SEXUAL TOYS (TOP 3): 1) gerbils > 2) hamsters > 3) rabbits >TIMES FREE FOR CLASSES: "there's always room for jell-o" >DATE YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES: immediately >WHY YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES (100 WORDS OR LESS): "there's always room for Jell-o" > > > >FAVORITE COLOR:yellow >FAVORITE FOOD: sushi (specifically onugi [eel, whatever it is in japanese]) >FAVORITE SONG: tie between "love to hate you" by erasure, "blue" by latour and "use it up and wear it out" by pat & mick >FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION:upside down from a fire escape >HAS ANYONE EVER RATED YOU ON A SCALE FROM 1-10?y RATING:17 >ADDITIONAL COMMENTS YOU THINK MAY BE BENEFICIAL TO YOUR ACCEPTANCE: > i'm a diligent worker. > > > >SIGNATURE: >_____________________________________________________________________________ >PLEASE RETURN COMPLETED APPLICATION WITHIN A WEEK. APPLICATION WILL BE >PROCESSED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. > >FIRST SERVED, FIRST COME. -- Num ---- Username ---- Category ------------- Posted -- Expires --- Pages --- | 48696 | STU_ADTAYLOR | PERSONALS | 06/01/93 | 06/15/93 | 3 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | Description: guess what....I'M SINGLE AGAIN!! ;) | ================================================================================ APPLICATION FOR THE MAVERICK SCHOOL OF SEXUALITY PLEASE FILL IN THE FOLLOWING: NAME (FULL):Van Camp, David James ADDRESS:Wonderland PHONE NUMBER:433-5197 S.S. NUMBER (OPTIONAL): BIRTHDATE:6/18/70 LENGTH OF PENIS (OR LACK THEREOF):Inquire for details GOAL IN LIFE (CAREER AND PERSONAL):career: English Professor/Actor/Poet Laureate personal: Increase degree of harmony in self and others PURITY TEST SCORE (500 QUESTION--MOST RECENT SCORE):37 BEST PICKUP LINE:"Let's change the subject" BEST BREAKUP LINE:"I have a crobar in the back room. Don't make me use it" SAT SCORES: MATH 550 VERBAL 650 COMBINED 1300 WHEN LOST/WILL LOSE VIRGINITY:Female:19 Male:21 PREVIOUS SEXUAL EXPERIENCE (NUMBER OF TIMES):4/4 FAVORITE SEXUAL TOYS (TOP 3): 1)silk bandanas 2)multipurpose massager 3)jar of honey TIMES FREE FOR CLASSES:negotiable DATE YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES:sometime next week WHY YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES (100 WORDS OR LESS):For sharing excitement, pleasure and skill with a person who knows what he or she wants FAVORITE COLOR:Peuce FAVORITE FOOD:Home-made pasta in cream sauce FAVORITE SONG:Theme song from "Phantom" FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION:"put your legs up, dear" HAS ANYONE EVER RATED YOU ON A SCALE FROM 1-10? Y RATING:9.8 (another reason for taking classes is to get to 10) }:) ADDITIONAL COMMENTS YOU THINK MAY BE BENEFICIAL TO YOUR ACCEPTANCE: I've received several compliments on my goatee. I have a greater understanding of the female side of the relationship than most males. I don't get jealous. Bicycling on a regular basis builds endurance. I remember to leave the toilet seat down and cover up the partner after s/he has passed out. I cook great omelettes SIGNATURE:(scribblescribblescribble) _____________________________________________________________________________ PLEASE RETURN COMPLETED APPLICATION WITHIN A WEEK. APPLICATION WILL BE PROCESSED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. FIRST SERVED, FIRST COME. -- Num ---- Username ---- Category ------------- Posted -- Expires --- Pages --- | 48748 | STU_JGDRUMMO | PERSONALS | 06/07/93 | 06/21/93 | 3 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | Description: Reply to 48696: guess what....I'M SINGLE AGAI | ================================================================================ > APPLICATION FOR THE MAVERICK SCHOOL OF SEXUALITY > >PLEASE FILL IN THE FOLLOWING: Ok, if you say so. > >NAME (FULL): James Gatsby 0mar III >ADDRESS: 244 Duval Street Key West, Fl >PHONE NUMBER: What phone? >S.S. NUMBER (OPTIONAL): I am an illegal alien. >BIRTHDATE: cloned on Dec. 30, 1989 >LENGTH OF PENIS (OR LACK THEREOF): 7.779823412 in. >GOAL IN LIFE (CAREER AND PERSONAL): To kill Salman Rushdie/To get laid just one more time >PURITY TEST SCORE (500 QUESTION--MOST RECENT SCORE): 42 >BEST PICKUP LINE: Nice Shoes. Wanna fuck? >BEST BREAKUP LINE: ***BOOOOM!*** >SAT SCORES: MATH? VERBAL? COMBINED 1310 >WHEN LOST/WILL LOSE VIRGINITY: when I was Fourt Teen >PREVIOUS SEXUAL EXPERIENCE (NUMBER OF TIMES): enough. >FAVORITE SEXUAL TOYS (TOP 3): 1) women > 2) my right hand > 3) my left hand >TIMES FREE FOR CLASSES: anytime >DATE YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES: now >WHY YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES (100 WORDS OR LESS): To teach you so you may better educate > > > >FAVORITE COLOR: purple >FAVORITE FOOD: couscous >FAVORITE SONG: All I Want Is You by Aura of Charisma >FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: In >HAS ANYONE EVER RATED YOU ON A SCALE FROM 1-10? RATING: Oh, God, do that again!!! >ADDITIONAL COMMENTS YOU THINK MAY BE BENEFICIAL TO YOUR ACCEPTANCE: > > I will kill you otherwise. > > >SIGNATURE: This is a computer. It is not equipped with a touch-sesitive screen. >_____________________________________________________________________________ >PLEASE RETURN COMPLETED APPLICATION WITHIN A WEEK. APPLICATION WILL BE >PROCESSED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. > >FIRST SERVED, FIRST COME. Don't bet on it. -- Num ---- Username ---- Category ------------- Posted -- Expires --- Pages --- | 52104 | STU_DRANDERL | PERSONALS | 10/11/93 | 10/17/93 | 3 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | Description: Reply to 52043: here we go again... | ================================================================================ >----------------------------------------------------------------------------- > > APPLICATION FOR THE MAVERICK SCHOOL OF SEXUALITY > >PLEASE FILL IN THE FOLLOWING: > >NAME (FULL): JOSE~ >ADDRESS: 42 Brandon Ln. Beverly Hills, CA 90210 >PHONE NUMBER: 976-JOSE ($2.99 per min.-must be over 18) >S.S. NUMBER (OPTIONAL): 987-65-4321 >BIRTHDATE: every year >LENGTH OF PENIS (OR LACK THEREOF): varies >GOAL IN LIFE (CAREER AND PERSONAL): sign up for a May session course that has _something_ to do with my major. >PURITY TEST SCORE (500 QUESTION--MOST RECENT SCORE): 98.6 >BEST PICKUP LINE: "I want a commitment." >BEST BREAKUP LINE:"I want a commitment." >SAT SCORES: MATH__ VERBAL_ COMBINED__ Never took SAT's >WHEN LOST/WILL LOSE VIRGINITY: unbeknownst >PREVIOUS SEXUAL EXPERIENCE (NUMBER OF TIMES): Read _Song of Solomon_ once. >FAVORITE SEXUAL TOYS (TOP 3): 1) `Sit and Spin' > 2) Lucky Charms > 3) Anything found in Sears >TIMES FREE FOR CLASSES: negotiable >DATE YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES: Nov. 25, 1955 <--can anyone guess this? >WHY YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES (100 WORDS OR LESS): >I don't- I just thought this would be fun to fill out. > > >FAVORITE COLOR: Magenta >FAVORITE FOOD: coffee >FAVORITE SONG: "Seven Days"- Sting >FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: Managerial >HAS ANYONE EVER RATED YOU ON A SCALE FROM 1-10? no RATING: I said, "no!" >ADDITIONAL COMMENTS YOU THINK MAY BE BENEFICIAL TO YOUR ACCEPTANCE: >This is one of the funnier things I've seen on CHATTER in a while. >Thanx- you've cheered me up. > ***** *** *** **** * * > * * * * * * * >SIGNATURE: * * * * *** *** * * * * * * >_____________**______***____***____****______________________________________ >PLEASE RETURN COMPLETED APPLICATION WITHIN A WEEK. APPLICATION WILL BE >PROCESSED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. > >FIRST SERVED, FIRST COME. -- Num ---- Username ---- Category ------------- Posted -- Expires --- Pages --- | 52109 | STU_MXTHOMPS | PERSONALS | 10/11/93 | 10/17/93 | 3 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | Description: Reply to 52104: Reply to 52043: here we go ag | ================================================================================ >----------------------------------------------------------------------------- > > APPLICATION FOR THE MAVERICK SCHOOL OF SEXUALITY > >PLEASE FILL IN THE FOLLOWING: > >NAME (FULL): Megasus >ADDRESS: vax1.acs.jmu.edu >PHONE NUMBER: "I don't know, I never call myself" (that _is_ a RL quote) >S.S. NUMBER (OPTIONAL): 666-66-6666 >BIRTHDATE: a year before everyone else in my class >LENGTH OF PENIS (OR LACK THEREOF): hmmm...how does one measure what one lacks? >GOAL IN LIFE (CAREER AND PERSONAL): procrastinate as much as possible but still get stuff done. > >PURITY TEST SCORE (500 QUESTION--MOST RECENT SCORE): 63 >BEST PICKUP LINE: "Well he said that she said that your friend said you like me." Hey, haven't had to worry about that since 10th grade...and this isn't an exact quote. >BEST BREAKUP LINE: No line...just a general state of not-calling. >SAT SCORES: MATH_620_ VERBAL_660_ COMBINED__ it's not that hard to add up >WHEN LOST/WILL LOSE VIRGINITY: hey, I can keep _some_ secrets! >PREVIOUS SEXUAL EXPERIENCE (NUMBER OF TIMES): Lost count...sorry. >FAVORITE SEXUAL TOYS (TOP 3): 1) a boyfriend > 2) > 3) >TIMES FREE FOR CLASSES: well...none, really. >DATE YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES: it would help if I had some time >WHY YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES (100 WORDS OR LESS): >I don't- I just thought this would be fun to fill out.>> I kept JOSE~'s answer...it's tha same for me > >FAVORITE COLOR: silver >FAVORITE FOOD: depends on what I feel like >FAVORITE SONG: all of "Every Breath You Take, the Singles" --Police >FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: preferably somewhere on the bed >HAS ANYONE EVER RATED YOU ON A SCALE FROM 1-10? no RATING: 100 (I can dream) >ADDITIONAL COMMENTS YOU THINK MAY BE BENEFICIAL TO YOUR ACCEPTANCE: I'm the Nice Girl...you can use ppl like me ;) >SIGNATURE: /| /| / |/ | .-. __ __ / | \/ / \ / \| /| /| /| /| / >_________ \_/\_/\__/ /\__/|/_)/ \_/ |/_)/_______________________________ ___/_/ / / God, that was annoying :) > \_/ > >PLEASE RETURN COMPLETED APPLICATION WITHIN A WEEK. APPLICATION WILL BE >PROCESSED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. >> >>FIRST SERVED, FIRST COME. -- Num ---- Username ---- Category ------------- Posted -- Expires --- Pages --- | 52117 | STU_BTNELSON | PERSONALS | 10/11/93 | 10/18/93 | 3 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | Description: Reply to 52043: here we go again... | ================================================================================ >----------------------------------------------------------------------------- > > APPLICATION FOR THE MAVERICK SCHOOL OF SEXUALITY > >PLEASE FILL IN THE FOLLOWING: > >NAME (FULL): Thor >ADDRESS: Somewhere in Gifford >PHONE NUMBER: X5741 >S.S. NUMBER (OPTIONAL): >BIRTHDATE: March 19 1993 >LENGTH OF PENIS (OR LACK THEREOF): How many feet in a mile again? >GOAL IN LIFE (CAREER AND PERSONAL): Clue Free >PURITY TEST SCORE (500 QUESTION--MOST RECENT SCORE): mid 50's >BEST PICKUP LINE: So, I hear you're still Breathing >BEST BREAKUP LINE: Thank You! Next! >SAT SCORES: MATH__ VERBAL_ COMBINED__ 1190 >WHEN LOST/WILL LOSE VIRGINITY: Jr. Year High School >PREVIOUS SEXUAL EXPERIENCE (NUMBER OF TIMES): Not Sure >FAVORITE SEXUAL TOYS (TOP 3): 1) Something New > 2) Something Blue > 3) Somthing Borrowed >TIMES FREE FOR CLASSES: Almost all the time >DATE YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES: Well don't want to start but like filling out > stuff >WHY YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES (100 WORDS OR LESS):See above > > > >FAVORITE COLOR: Blueish >FAVORITE FOOD: Anything >FAVORITE SONG: "The Name Game" >FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: Female Supirior (I'm lazy) >HAS ANYONE EVER RATED YOU ON A SCALE FROM 1-10? RATING: 7.5883243 >ADDITIONAL COMMENTS YOU THINK MAY BE BENEFICIAL TO YOUR ACCEPTANCE: I got my > own car > > > TTTTTT HH HH OOOOOO RRRR > TT HHHHHH OO OO RR R >SIGNATURE: TT HH HH OOOOOO RR R >_____________________________________________________________________________ >PLEASE RETURN COMPLETED APPLICATION WITHIN A WEEK. APPLICATION WILL BE >PROCESSED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. > >FIRST SERVED, FIRST COME. -- Num ---- Username ---- Category ------------- Posted -- Expires --- Pages --- | 52133 | STU_CFHARTSO | PERSONALS | 10/12/93 | 10/26/93 | 4 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | Description: *sigh* alright...guess I had to eventually | ================================================================================ whoa boy, I must be really bored to bite this bait.... >----------------------------------------------------------------------------- > > APPLICATION FOR THE MAVERICK SCHOOL OF SEXUALITY > >PLEASE FILL IN THE FOLLOWING: > >NAME (FULL): Cole Fike Hartson, Sexual Footman for the ancient God of hormones, Testiclesse the Great, and servant to the Fair Lady Butlic >ADDRESS: 'Da Cave >PHONE NUMBER: 4360 >S.S. NUMBER (OPTIONAL): uh.... too many digits fer me to 'member. >BIRTHDATE: winter, a while ago >LENGTH OF PENIS (OR LACK THEREOF): yep. it's 'bout that long. >GOAL IN LIFE (CAREER AND PERSONAL): Winning an argument with a woman...I've been told it's impossible, but I'm still trying ;) >PURITY TEST SCORE (500 QUESTION--MOST RECENT SCORE): well, uh, 42, but don't tell nobody >BEST PICKUP LINE: "Hi" >BEST BREAKUP LINE: uh, does "LISTEN YOU FUCKED UP CUNT, YOU WANNA PLAY YOUR LITTLE FUCKING GAMES?!?! HUH?! HUH?! GO FUCK WITH SOMEBODY ELSE!" count even though we were never going out? >SAT SCORES: MATH__ VERBAL_ COMBINED__ 1280 >WHEN LOST/WILL LOSE VIRGINITY: age 15, but it sucked. >PREVIOUS SEXUAL EXPERIENCE (NUMBER OF TIMES): right, like I keep count. >FAVORITE SEXUAL TOYS (TOP 3): 1) Tie:Chocolate Syrup or Pop-Ice > 2) Spin dryers > 3) Disney-Land-Type rides >WHY YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES (100 WORDS OR LESS): > Dont...just bored, thought I'd conform and fill this sucker out. > > >FAVORITE COLOR: black >FAVORITE FOOD: Pizza w/Soy Cheese or Soy Icecream (I'm allergic 'ta milk) >FAVORITE SONG: Changes constantly w/o notice- at this exact moment, _Thank You_ by Led Zep >FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: well, one leg goes over here, and the other one goes under here, then the other leg goes around here and that last one kinda fits nicely right over there...but remember, 'ya gotta arch your back. >HAS ANYONE EVER RATED YOU ON A SCALE FROM 1-10? yes RATING: I ain't tell'n >ADDITIONAL COMMENTS YOU THINK MAY BE BENEFICIAL TO YOUR ACCEPTANCE: Fast learner, not afraid of oral sex - regaurdless of what the song implies, (JMU Yeastie Girls, you know who you are) some of us guys really do enjoy it! > > > > >SIGNATURE: >____________lil'ol me_______________________________________________________ >PLEASE RETURN COMPLETED APPLICATION WITHIN A WEEK. APPLICATION WILL BE >PROCESSED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. > >FIRST SERVED, FIRST COME. ~~~tsf@boredboredboredboredboredboredboiredboardboredboaredboredwhoredboredbo... -- Num ---- Username ---- Category ------------- Posted -- Expires --- Pages --- | 52156 | CXSAUNDE | PERSONALS | 10/12/93 | 10/26/93 | 3 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | Description: Reply to 52043: here we go again... | ================================================================================ >----------------------------------------------------------------------------- > > APPLICATION FOR THE MAVERICK SCHOOL OF SEXUALITY > >PLEASE FILL IN THE FOLLOWING: > >NAME (FULL): kristmas >ADDRESS: Ummm, I dunno. Where am I? >PHONE NUMBER: Look it up. >S.S. NUMBER (OPTIONAL): If I don't have to, then I won't unless it's fun. >BIRTHDATE: 4/20/75 >LENGTH OF PENIS (OR LACK THEREOF): Sorry, mine's in Charlottesville. >GOAL IN LIFE (CAREER AND PERSONAL): To figure out my goal in life. >PURITY TEST SCORE (500 QUESTION--MOST RECENT SCORE): 59.2 >BEST PICKUP LINE: "Ummm, sure. No, I'm not busy then." >BEST BREAKUP LINE: "Wait, come back!" >SAT SCORES: MATH_750_ VERBAL_640_ COMBINED_You do the math._ >WHEN LOST/WILL LOSE VIRGINITY: Wednesday, July 15th, 1992, 1:26-2:43pm >PREVIOUS SEXUAL EXPERIENCE (NUMBER OF TIMES): I had to stop and really think, > but I came up with 24.5 times. >FAVORITE SEXUAL TOYS (TOP 3): 1) Brian > 2) Purple silk > 3) Chocolate pudding (I'm not kidding) >TIMES FREE FOR CLASSES: Sorry, I spend all my free time on the VAX. *snicker* >DATE YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES: I don't. This is for the humor value. >WHY YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES (100 WORDS OR LESS): > > Not interrested, thank you. I prefer to experiment. > >FAVORITE COLOR: Purple-blue-green >FAVORITE FOOD: Chocolate pudding >FAVORITE SONG: Depends on my mood and what I'm trying to do.... >FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: Well, my ceiling is only two feet above my loft, so we do our best. It's like being in a coffin.... >HAS ANYONE EVER RATED YOU ON A SCALE FROM 1-10? Not really. RATING: He says > I'm incredible, and she once told me that I have the BEST hands.... :) >ADDITIONAL COMMENTS YOU THINK MAY BE BENEFICIAL TO YOUR ACCEPTANCE: > > I don't think you want to know. > I don't think I want you to know, more acurately stated. > >SIGNATURE: >_______________kristmas______________________________________________________ >PLEASE RETURN COMPLETED APPLICATION WITHIN A WEEK. APPLICATION WILL BE >PROCESSED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. > >FIRST SERVED, FIRST COME. I know. I know. I HATE that. Then I have to wait for him to wake up. -- Num ---- Username ---- Category ------------- Posted -- Expires --- Pages --- | 52157 | STU_C4CONDO | PERSONALS | 10/12/93 | 10/26/93 | 4 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | Description: Reply to 52133: *sigh* alright...guess I h | ================================================================================ I know, I know... I just *had* to... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- APPLICATION FOR THE MAVERICK SCHOOL OF SEXUALITY PLEASE FILL IN THE FOLLOWING: NAME (FULL): Christine 4organ Condo, Lady Kamikaze, also known as Madonna and "the dracula chick." ADDRESS: New Orleans, the 93-94 Delta Alpha Kappa House PHONE NUMBER: gee, sugar, haven'tcha memorized it yet? S.S. NUMBER (OPTIONAL): uh... lemme get back to you... BIRTHDATE: almost 21 years ago, in a galaxy far, far away... LENGTH OF PENIS (OR LACK THEREOF): -6 and 1/4 inches GOAL IN LIFE (CAREER AND PERSONAL): to never let anyone see my natural hair color ever again. PURITY TEST SCORE (500 QUESTION--MOST RECENT SCORE): whatsa matter, aintcha been readin' the board for the last few days? BEST PICKUP LINE: "Actually, I just want to be friends." BEST BREAKUP LINE: "Actually, I just want to be friends." SAT SCORES: MATH__ VERBAL_ COMBINED__ 1280 (seems to be a pretty common score 'round these parts... WHEN LOST/WILL LOSE VIRGINITY: I'd rather not say... PREVIOUS SEXUAL EXPERIENCE (NUMBER OF TIMES): BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... FAVORITE SEXUAL TOYS (TOP 3): 1) Handcuffs 2) Key to Handcuffs 3) Bedpost WHY YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES (100 WORDS OR LESS): well, actually, I just wanted to fill out the form... FAVORITE COLOR: any lack thereof. FAVORITE FOOD: if it's fattening, I probably like it. FAVORITE SONG: Cut You Up, by Peter Murphy...FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: the possibilities are endless, but the brown loveseat was always an ideal height... HAS ANYONE EVER RATED YOU ON A SCALE FROM 1-10? yes RATING: wouldn't you like to know... ADDITIONAL COMMENTS YOU THINK MAY BE BENEFICIAL TO YOUR ACCEPTANCE: I promise to do all of my homework and practice as frequently as possible. SIGNATURE: / / / _/ / ___ ___/ /_/ / / / / / / / / \ (damn, that was a bitch.) /____ /__/_ /__/_ /__/ / \ / \ __/ PLEASE RETURN COMPLETED APPLICATION WITHIN A WEEK. APPLICATION WILL BE PROCESSED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. FIRST SERVED, FIRST COME. yeah, well, what did you expect? -- Num ---- Username ---- Category ------------- Posted -- Expires --- Pages --- | 52176 | STU_JFSHICKE | PERSONALS | 10/12/93 | 10/26/93 | 4 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | Description: kill my process | ================================================================================ > >i also still have many replies that i will post later. >----------------------------------------------------------------------------- > > APPLICATION FOR THE MAVERICK SCHOOL OF SEXUALITY > >PLEASE FILL IN THE FOLLOWING: > >NAME (FULL): jon >ADDRESS: a vax or chem lab in Miller >PHONE NUMBER: Type "w" >S.S. NUMBER (OPTIONAL): nope, I'm not giving it out so you can register me for 19 credit hours divided between underwater basket weaving and ROTC PT. >BIRTHDATE: 14 May 71 >LENGTH OF PENIS (OR LACK THEREOF): Long enough for any reasonable purpose >GOAL IN LIFE (CAREER AND PERSONAL): To develop psychotrophic drugs that bring help to millions. Personal: Peace of mind (see above) >PURITY TEST SCORE (500 QUESTION--MOST RECENT SCORE): 60.2 and dropping >BEST PICKUP LINE: I don't talk to strangers >BEST BREAKUP LINE: "Leave me alone" >SAT SCORES: MATH__ 660 VERBAL_ 540 COMBINED__1200 >WHEN LOST/WILL LOSE VIRGINITY: My second?? year here (they're all starting to run together) >PREVIOUS SEXUAL EXPERIENCE (NUMBER OF TIMES): Went through many boxes of condoms and foam.... dunno >FAVORITE SEXUAL TOYS (TOP 3): 1) female num-num's > 2) enthuastic partner > 3) what more do you need? >TIMES FREE FOR CLASSES: I'll make time >DATE YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES: ASAP - medical reasons >WHY YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES (100 WORDS OR LESS): "help me keep it from falling off" >FAVORITE COLOR: depends >FAVORITE FOOD: most of the things that have taste and/or are bad for you. Ben and Jerry's (with cookie dough or this month's flavor - chocolate w/ peanut butter chunks.) >FAVORITE SONG: depends >FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: like to switch positions a lot. >HAS ANYONE EVER RATED YOU ON A SCALE FROM 1-10? no. RATING: >ADDITIONAL COMMENTS YOU THINK MAY BE BENEFICIAL TO YOUR ACCEPTANCE: teach me, mold me, train me to make You melt into my arms in waves of ecstasy. >SIGNATURE: >_____________________________________________________________________________ >PLEASE RETURN COMPLETED APPLICATION WITHIN A WEEK. APPLICATION WILL BE >PROCESSED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. > >FIRST SERVED, FIRST COME. hey, who's teaching? this was.... interesting. (let me guess, mav is making another file of them. -- Num ---- Username ---- Category ------------- Posted -- Expires --- Pages --- | 52181 | STU_JLBROWN | PERSONALS | 10/12/93 | 10/26/93 | 3 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | Description: Reply to 52043: here we go again... | ================================================================================ > APPLICATION FOR THE MAVERICK SCHOOL OF SEXUALITY > >PLEASE FILL IN THE FOLLOWING: > >NAME (FULL): Jennifer Lynn Brown, Cookie Woman, Skankett, Lady of Easy Virtue, Keeper of the num-nums >ADDRESS: Wonderland >PHONE NUMBER: 433-5197 >S.S. NUMBER (OPTIONAL): XXX-XX-XXXX >BIRTHDATE: 12/09/70 >LENGTH OF PENIS (OR LACK THEREOF): i dunno...my wand is missing >GOAL IN LIFE (CAREER AND PERSONAL): to be a school teacher and corrupt kids >PURITY TEST SCORE (500 QUESTION--MOST RECENT SCORE): 51.7 last time i checked >BEST PICKUP LINE: so, you wanna come over and watch The Last Temptation of Christ? >BEST BREAKUP LINE: don't have one yet >SAT SCORES: MATH_590_ VERBAL_580 COMBINED_1170_ >WHEN LOST/WILL LOSE VIRGINITY: sometime during fall semester, 1989 >PREVIOUS SEXUAL EXPERIENCE (NUMBER OF TIMES): plenty >FAVORITE SEXUAL TOYS (TOP 3): 1) men > 2) bananas > 3) silk ties >TIMES FREE FOR CLASSES: between the hours of 5pm and 6am >DATE YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES: ASAP >WHY YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES (100 WORDS OR LESS): learning never ceases. > > > >FAVORITE COLOR: blue >FAVORITE FOOD: strawberries and champagne >FAVORITE SONG: varies daily >FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: don't have a favorite >HAS ANYONE EVER RATED YOU ON A SCALE FROM 1-10? yes RATIguess >ADDITIONAL COMMENTS YOU THINK MAY BE BENEFICIAL TO YOUR ACCEPTANCE: > > > > >SIGNATURE: Cookie Woman >_____________________________________________________________________________ >PLEASE RETURN COMPLETED APPLICATION WITHIN A WEEK. APPLICATION WILL BE >PROCESSED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. > >FIRST SERVED, FIRST COME. -- Num ---- Username ---- Category ------------- Posted -- Expires --- Pages --- | 52183 | STU_CCCABELL | PERSONALS | 10/12/93 | 10/26/93 | 3 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | Description: ccconsider me gone! | ================================================================================ >> APPLICATION FOR THE MAVERICK SCHOOL OF SEXUALITY >> >>PLEASE FILL IN THE FOLLOWING: >> >>NAME (FULL): Carrie Cartwright Cabell, cccrunchy a.k.a. cccarpediem, Duchess of Sanity and Keeper of Peace >>ADDRESS: Deep Space 289 >>PHONE NUMBER: 434-7902 >>S.S. NUMBER (OPTIONAL): not available at this time >>BIRTHDATE: March 18, 1972 >>LENGTH OF PENIS (OR LACK THEREOF): i require --> mutant size; for more details, see accompanying application. >>GOAL IN LIFE (CAREER AND PERSONAL): M'lady, Secretary General, U.N. >>PURITY TEST SCORE (500 QUESTION--MOST RECENT SCORE): low fifties >>BEST PICKUP LINE: you're only 17? >>BEST BREAKUP LINE: you're only 17? >>SAT SCORES: MATH_590_ VERBAL_600 COMBINED_1190_ >>WHEN LOST/WILL LOSE VIRGINITY: prior to freshman year... High School (13) >>PREVIOUS SEXUAL EXPERIENCE (NUMBER OF TIMES): 2^10 >>FAVORITE SEXUAL TOYS (TOP 3): 1) mutants >> 2) my roommate >> 3) fourth gear >>TIMES FREE FOR CLASSES: anytime after i finish my thesis >>DATE YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES: after april 15 >>WHY YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES (100 WORDS OR LESS): there must be more to life than this... >> >> >>FAVORITE COLOR: blue >>FAVORITE FOOD: anything italian, greek, or indian (applies to men too) >>FAVORITE SONG: Vibrator Dependent by Mojo Nixon >>FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: in the study, on the floor... with col. mustard >>HAS ANYONE EVER RATED YOU ON A SCALE FROM 1-10? yes RATING: nevermind >>ADDITIONAL COMMENTS YOU THINK MAY BE BENEFICIAL TO YOUR ACCEPTANCE: having been told i'm a non-entity in this category, i submit this application for those of you who might think so... >> >> >>SIGNATURE: cccrunchy@so,myfatherstutters! >>_____________________________________________________________________________ >>PLEASE RETURN COMPLETED APPLICATION WITHIN A WEEK. APPLICATION WILL BE >>PROCESSED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. >> >>FIRST SERVED, FIRST COME. -- Num ---- Username ---- Category ------------- Posted -- Expires --- Pages --- | 52188 | ALWARREN | PERSONALS | 10/12/93 | 10/26/93 | 3 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | Description: Reply to 52054: Reply to 52048: Reply to 5204 | ================================================================================ APPLICATION FOR THE MAVERICK SCHOOL OF SEXUALITY PLEASE FILL IN THE FOLLOWING: NAME (FULL): Andrew Lee Warren ADDRESS: Dock 4 Substation 32B PHONE NUMBER: 411 S.S. NUMBER (OPTIONAL): 123-45-4321 BIRTHDATE: 8-27-75 LENGTH OF PENIS (OR LACK THEREOF): 2pi in. GOAL IN LIFE (CAREER AND PERSONAL): sex-lots of it-on a rollercoaster PURITY TEST SCORE (500 QUESTION--MOST RECENT SCORE): n/a BEST PICKUP LINE: The heartbeat of America is today's Chevy truck BEST BREAKUP LINE: I love you Susie.. uhh. I mean, Elsie.. uhhh... SAT SCORES: MATH__ VERBAL_ COMBINED__ 1290 WHEN LOST/WILL LOSE VIRGINITY: Hmmm... Clarify!! PREVIOUS SEXUAL EXPERIENCE (NUMBER OF TIMES): can't answer... grammatical conflict within question. FAVORITE SEXUAL TOYS (TOP 3): 1) the Television 2) Barney 3) Knife TIMES FREE FOR CLASSES: I'll TEACH the damn things! DATE YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES: sop(Whenever someone pays attention to him) WHY YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES (100 WORDS OR LESS): Because I said so. FAVORITE COLOR: silver (Hi, Meg!) FAVORITE FOOD: anything edible FAVORITE SONG: Easy to be Hard (from "HAIR") FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: 68 HAS ANYONE EVER RATED YOU ON A SCALE FROM 1-10? yes RATING: 3.14159265358979 ADDITIONAL COMMENTS YOU THINK MAY BE BENEFICIAL TO YOUR ACCEPTANCE: Sex is sexy if you do it right. SIGNATURE: + /\ _____ _____ ___ + / \ + | | /\ |\ + | | | ( \ / \ | | x / \ | \ | | | \___ /------\ | | /____\ | \ | | | \ / + \ | |____ / + \ | \| | | x ) _________________________________________________/ _____________________________________________________________________________ PLEASE RETURN COMPLETED APPLICATION WITHIN A WEEK. APPLICATION WILL BE PROCESSED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. FIRST SERVED, FIRST COME. -- Num ---- Username ---- Category ------------- Posted -- Expires --- Pages --- | 52199 | STU_NEWALDMA | PERSONALS | 10/12/93 | 10/19/93 | 3 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | Description: Reply to 52181: Reply to 52043: here we go ag | ================================================================================ i felt so left out, i *had* to do this.... ;) >> APPLICATION FOR THE MAVERICK SCHOOL OF SEXUALITY >> >>PLEASE FILL IN THE FOLLOWING: >> >>NAME (FULL): Nancy Elizabeth Waldman, Trinc, LYDIAmoto, Grand Hostess and Keeper of the Key, Plug, Barnicle Butch the Sailor, Butch Chickadee, etc... > >>ADDRESS: New Orleans, NOVA, San Diego....(not all at once, mind you) >>PHONE NUMBER: what do i get if i tell you? ;) >>S.S. NUMBER (OPTIONAL): ha! you'll have to steal my id for *that* one! >>BIRTHDATE: 04/03/73, aries with capricornian traits...i had star chart that was done on my birthday. >>LENGTH OF PENIS (OR LACK THEREOF): lack thereof...definitely lack thereof >>GOAL IN LIFE (CAREER AND PERSONAL): to have lots of great sex and to have my daddy win the lottery so i neveer have to work. >>PURITY TEST SCORE (500 QUESTION--MOST RECENT SCORE): last time i took it was over a year ago...then it was @85% pure....but *alot* has happened... ;) >>BEST PICKUP LINE: what's a pickup line? *doe eyes* >>BEST BREAKUP LINE: do i always attract losers, or is it just you? >>SAT SCORES: MATH_____ VERBAL____ COMBINED_1170_ sometin like that >>WHEN LOST/WILL LOSE VIRGINITY: August 1993 >>PREVIOUS SEXUAL EXPERIENCE (NUMBER OF TIMES): not enough for my liking, i'll tell you that!!! >>FAVORITE SEXUAL TOYS (TOP 3): 1) feathers >> 2) massages >> 3) hot caramel >>TIMES FREE FOR CLASSES: MF after 2 pm..and wednesdays after 7:30...weekends you have to call for an appointment. >>DATE YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES: whenever... >>WHY YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES (100 WORDS OR LESS): cuz i'm horny, dammit!!! >> >> >> >>FAVORITE COLOR: royal purple, ruby red, hunter green, blues... >>FAVORITE FOOD: cherries and melted chocolate... >>FAVORITE SONG: LONGER >>FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: you mean people actually have preferences? wow. >>HAS ANYONE EVER RATED YOU ON A SCALE FROM 1-10? yeah, but i don't think it was very flattering. RATING? see previous statement >>ADDITIONAL COMMENTS YOU THINK MAY BE BENEFICIAL TO YOUR ACCEPTANCE: well, ummmm....i dunno. do i get to do extra credit? >> >>SIGNATURE: LYDIAmoto >>_____________________________________________________________________________ >>PLEASE RETURN COMPLETED APPLICATION WITHIN A WEEK. APPLICATION WILL BE >>PROCESSED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. >> >>FIRST SERVED, FIRST COME. -- Num ---- Username ---- Category ------------- Posted -- Expires --- Pages --- | 52212 | STU_MLGRIGSB | PERSONALS | 10/13/93 | 10/19/93 | 4 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | Description: Reply to 52199: Reply to 52181: Reply to 5204 | ================================================================================ > >i felt so left out, i *had* to do this.... ;) > ditto, nancy. =-) > >>> APPLICATION FOR THE MAVERICK SCHOOL OF SEXUALITY >>> >>>PLEASE FILL IN THE FOLLOWING: >>> >>>NAME (FULL): Michael Lynn Grigsby (a/k/a misha, misha/catullus, miguelito, mikey, kitrkitty, AirFrance, queerboy, etc, etc.) >>>ADDRESS: Bridgewater, home of the dickless ('cept me =-) ) >>>PHONE NUMBER: check any bathroom wall. >>>S.S. NUMBER (OPTIONAL): refuse to comply...us freedom of info. act. >>>BIRTHDATE: 11/05/71 (year of the boar, scorpio [who ruleth the genitals] >>>LENGTH OF PENIS (OR LACK THEREOF): ask me... maybe i'll let you feel. >>>GOAL IN LIFE (CAREER AND PERSONAL): A) Classical Philologist at a decent university; B) to finally find a boyfriend/husband/whatever >>>PURITY TEST SCORE (500 QUESTION--MOST RECENT SCORE): 35 and falling... >>>BEST PICKUP LINE: mmmph! yes! YES! YESSS! >>>BEST BREAKUP LINE: let your brother know when you get off heroin. >>>SAT SCORES: MATH_650 VERBAL 740 COMBINED_1390 >>>WHEN LOST/WILL LOSE VIRGINITY: 12/23/89 (jesus!) >>>PREVIOUS SEXUAL EXPERIENCE (NUMBER OF TIMES): # of partners? # of orgasms? i'll go with number of orgasms and say 7,000. >>>FAVORITE SEXUAL TOYS (TOP 3): 1) rubber spatula >>> 2) astroglide >>> 3) my gerbil >>>TIMES FREE FOR CLASSES: only after 10 pm. >>>DATE YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES: when you're free. >>>WHY YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES (100 WORDS OR LESS): cos brian is in CT >>>FAVORITE COLOR: yellow today. >>>FAVORITE FOOD: curried squid/ sushi/ sashimi >>>FAVORITE SONG: darling nikki >>>FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: sated. >>>HAS ANYONE EVER RATED YOU ON A SCALE FROM 1-10? da. RATING? diez >>>ADDITIONAL COMMENTS YOU THINK MAY BE BENEFICIAL TO YOUR ACCEPTANCE: > ask me. maybe i'll let ya feel. >>> >>>SIGNATURE: >>>__ * * ******* ******* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ******* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ******** * * * * * ok, so i'm not an artist. ___________________________________________________________________________ >>>PLEASE RETURN COMPLETED APPLICATION WITHIN A WEEK. APPLICATION WILL BE >>>PROCESSED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. >>> >>>FIRST SERVED, FIRST COME. -- Num ---- Username ---- Category ------------- Posted -- Expires --- Pages --- | 52233 | STU_LTCZAJKO | PERSONALS | 10/13/93 | 10/26/93 | 3 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | Description: Reply to 52181: Reply to 52043: here we go ag | ================================================================================ >> APPLICATION FOR THE MAVERICK SCHOOL OF SEXUALITY >> >>PLEASE FILL IN THE FOLLOWING: >> >>NAME (FULL): Lisa Therese Czajkowski, Linebacker, death, strange lass >>ADDRESS: Maaaaaaaaaaad Manor >>PHONE NUMBER: 433-7961 >>S.S. NUMBER (OPTIONAL): XXX-XX-XXXX >>BIRTHDATE: 4/16/70 >>LENGTH OF PENIS (OR LACK THEREOF): lack thereof, and i think i lost the one i was borrowing due to lack of communicative skills >>GOAL IN LIFE (CAREER AND PERSONAL): mediate, and have some self-respect >>PURITY TEST SCORE (500 QUESTION--MOST RECENT SCORE): 30 something, i can't remember >>BEST PICKUP LINE: (on a bus) God, I hate bridges!!!! >>BEST BREAKUP LINE: none of them were very good. >>SAT SCORES: MATH_480_ VERBAL_640 COMBINED_1120_ >>WHEN LOST/WILL LOSE VIRGINITY: summer, 1988 >>PREVIOUS SEXUAL EXPERIENCE (NUMBER OF TIMES): lots n lots >>FAVORITE SEXUAL TOYS (TOP 3): 1) can of whipped cream (flavor optional) >> 2) plastic wrap >> 3) kimono tie >>TIMES FREE FOR CLASSES: times change, need to make an appointment >>DATE YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES: is there a final? things i need to know before i make a decision... >>WHY YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES (100 WORDS OR LESS): see if i missed anything along the way >> >> >> >>FAVORITE COLOR: indigo >>FAVORITE FOOD: ben and jerry's new york super fudge chunk, en masse >>FAVORITE SONG: Turkish Song of the Damned, the Pogues (today) >>FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: bent over a chair >>HAS ANYONE EVER RATED YOU ON A SCALE FROM 1-10? uh uh. >>ADDITIONAL COMMENTS YOU THINK MAY BE BENEFICIAL TO YOUR ACCEPTANCE: >> >> >> >> >>SIGNATURE: Strange Lass, iamtoocrankyeventoenjoythis. >>_____________________________________________________________________________ >>PLEASE RETURN COMPLETED APPLICATION WITHIN A WEEK. APPLICATION WILL BE >>PROCESSED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. >> >>FIRST SERVED, FIRST COME. YYYYYIIIIIIHHHHHHHHHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! -- Num ---- Username ---- Category ------------- Posted -- Expires --- Pages --- | 52354 | LSBUMGAR | PERSONALS | 10/16/93 | 10/21/93 | 4 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | Description: Reply to 52133: *sigh* alright...guess I h | ================================================================================ >whoa boy, I must be really bored to bite this bait.... >>---------^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^----------------------------- >> >> APPLICATION FOR THE MAVERICK SCHOOL OF SEXUALITY >> >>PLEASE FILL IN THE FOLLOWING: >> >>NAME (FULL): L.S. Garp > > >>ADDRESS: hoffman >>PHONE NUMBER: yeh, right >>S.S. NUMBER (OPTIONAL): uhhhh, something with 227 in it >>BIRTHDATE: winter, 73 >>LENGTH OF PENIS (OR LACK THEREOF): biggern' yours >>GOAL IN LIFE (CAREER AND PERSONAL): write for the Post,be news editor of breeze > >>PURITY TEST SCORE (500 QUESTION--MOST RECENT SCORE): 80 something > >>BEST PICKUP LINE: By the way, did I tell you I had a penis? >>BEST BREAKUP LINE: uh, things just aren't working out >>SAT SCORES: MATH__ VERBAL_ COMBINED__ 1120 >>WHEN LOST/WILL LOSE VIRGINITY: huh huh huh huh he said virginity >>PREVIOUS SEXUAL EXPERIENCE (NUMBER OF TIMES): no comment >>FAVORITE SEXUAL TOYS (TOP 3): 1) don't >> 2) know >> 3) yet > >>WHY YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES (100 WORDS OR LESS): >> Dont...just bored, thought I'd conform and fill this sucker out. dito >> >>FAVORITE COLOR: blue >>FAVORITE FOOD: Pizza >>FAVORITE SONG: three way tie: I all I want is you, by u2; I am the walrus and Hey Jude by The Beatles, right now at least > >>FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: uhh..nah.. >>HAS ANYONE EVER RATED YOU ON A SCALE FROM 1-10? no RATING: >>ADDITIONAL COMMENTS YOU THINK MAY BE BENEFICIAL TO YOUR ACCEPTANCE: > don't care enough to think about it >> >> >> >> >>SIGNATURE: >>____________L.S. Garp______________________________________________________ >>PLEASE RETURN COMPLETED APPLICATION WITHIN A WEEK. APPLICATION WILL BE >>PROCESSED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. >> >>FIRST SERVED, FIRST COME. > > I've wasted a little time...got to go to work >. -- Num ---- Username ---- Category ------------- Posted -- Expires --- Pages --- | 52373 | STU_DPCAMPBE | PERSONALS | 10/17/93 | 10/24/93 | 3 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | Description: | ================================================================================ Well, since it seems like everyone and their mother has filled this nosy little form out, I guess I'll just splinter under the awesome weight of peer pressure like the gutless sniveling worm I am and do likewise. PLEASE FILL IN THE FOLLOWING: NAME (FULL): Douglas Patrick (hulio) Campbell ADDRESS: The increasingly inaptly named Funhouse PHONE NUMBER: x5054 S.S. NUMBER (OPTIONAL): BIRTHDATE: 12/06/74 LENGTH OF PENIS (OR LACK THEREOF): tsk tsk tsk. Tacky question. Very tacky. GOAL IN LIFE (CAREER AND PERSONAL): to be the first S.L.A.G. groupie PURITY TEST SCORE (500 QUESTION--MOST RECENT SCORE): 89% BEST PICKUP LINE: "Hi, I find you very attractive, so I'm sure we'll have a very close platonic relationship." BEST BREAKUP LINE: I haven't had a need to use one for obvious reasons. "You stupid bitch, you ruined my life!" has an appealing sort of ring, though. SAT SCORES: MATH_600 VERBAL_710 COMBINED_1310 WHEN LOST/WILL LOSE VIRGINITY: It's still hangin' around. Cookie Woman keeps saying she's gonna do something about that, but I remain skeptical. My guess would be never. PREVIOUS SEXUAL EXPERIENCE (NUMBER OF TIMES): 0.00 FAVORITE SEXUAL TOYS (TOP 3): 1) Spam 2) Angst 3) Surface-To-Air missiles TIMES FREE FOR CLASSES: 24-7 DATE YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES: 10/17/87 (you're a tad late, dammit!) WHY YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES (100 WORDS OR LESS): I don't wanna die a virgin. FAVORITE COLOR: black FAVORITE FOOD: Something not from d-hall FAVORITE SONG: "Freaks" by Marillion FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: Positions? There's positions? Whoa, you learn somethin' new everyday. HAS ANYONE EVER RATED YOU ON A SCALE FROM 1-10? Nope RATING: ADDITIONAL COMMENTS YOU THINK MAY BE BENEFICIAL TO YOUR ACCEPTANCE: I have learned to accept rejection as an inherent part of my life, thank you very much. SIGNATURE: The Rgt. Hon. Rev. Joker _____________________________________________________________________________ PLEASE RETURN COMPLETED APPLICATION WITHIN A WEEK. APPLICATION WILL BE PROCESSED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. -- Num ---- Username ---- Category ------------- Posted -- Expires --- Pages --- | 52620 | STU_BDREID | CHATTER | 10/25/93 | 11/08/93 | 3 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | Description: 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 | ================================================================================ APPLICATION FOR THE MAVERICK SCHOOL OF SEXUALITY PLEASE FILL IN THE FOLLOWING: NAME (FULL): Professor Gr¡ff D. Reid, Esq., MS, DDS, BTU ADDRESS: The Maxwell House, 322-A Olde South High St. PHONE NUMBER: 1-900-SCRUNCHY S.S. NUMBER (OPTIONAL): yeah, right. BIRTHDATE: 7/27/71 LENGTH OF PENIS (OR LACK THEREOF): you want that in land or nautical miles? GOAL IN LIFE (CAREER AND PERSONAL): to bring about the social and economic collapse of several first-world countries PURITY TEST SCORE (500 QUESTION--MOST RECENT SCORE): high 70s BEST PICKUP LINE: You know, of all the restaurants I've been to, I'd rather be dining at the Y. BEST BREAKUP LINE: Have you always been this psycho or am I just now noticing it? SAT SCORES: the SATs, like the GREs, are irrelevant in modern educational circles as measures of scholastic ability, but i got a 1250 WHEN LOST/WILL LOSE VIRGINITY: sometime in 1987, i think PREVIOUS SEXUAL EXPERIENCE (NUMBER OF TIMES): i honestly don't remember, as it was over a year ago and not that memorable. FAVORITE SEXUAL TOYS (TOP 3): 1) gravel 2) a local 110-volt power source 3) yer mother TIMES FREE FOR CLASSES: i'll MAKE time DATE YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES: 1987, it was a humbling experience WHY YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES (100 WORDS OR LESS): hey, there's gotta be a whole unexplored world out there, and i'm just the guy to tackle its butt and grind it into the ground. FAVORITE COLOR: plaid FAVORITE FOOD: home-brewed beer FAVORITE SONG: "Cold Sweat" by James Brown FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: on the receiving end of the Human Japanese Spin-Fuck Chair HAS ANYONE EVER RATED YOU ON A SCALE FROM 1-10? yep. RATING: too many zeros for your feeble brain to comprehend. ADDITIONAL COMMENTS YOU THINK MAY BE BENEFICIAL TO YOUR ACCEPTANCE: Sex just wouldn't be sex without the tangy zip of Miracle Whip! SIGNATURE: gr¡ff! PLEASE RETURN COMPLETED APPLICATION WITHIN A WEEK. APPLICATION WILL BE PROCESSED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. -- Num ---- Username ---- Category ------------- Posted -- Expires --- Pages --- | 57678 | STU_JGDRUMMO | PERSONALS | 02/28/94 | 03/14/94 | 3 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | Description: Reply to 57677: (who wants to be the student | ================================================================================ >(sorry....had to do it) >--mav >------------------------------------------------------------------------ > APPLICATION FOR THE MAVERICK SCHOOL OF SEXUALITY > **student teachers now available** > > >PLEASE FILL IN THE FOLLOWING: > >NAME (FULL): James 0mar Gastby III >ADDRESS: 105 Ashby Hall >PHONE NUMBER: x4360 >S.S. NUMBER (OPTIONAL): none of yer damn business >BIRTHDATE: 2345 years in the future >LENGTH OF PENIS (OR LACK THEREOF): Never measured. Satisfactory, I presume. >GOAL IN LIFE (CAREER AND PERSONAL): To find a new goal in life. >PURITY TEST SCORE (500 QUESTION--MOST RECENT SCORE): 50 >BEST PICKUP LINE: "Like my new hamster?" >BEST BREAKUP LINE: "So... how was he?" >SAT SCORES: MATH__ VERBAL_ COMBINED__ Too long ago... uh... 1370 (?) >WHEN LOST/WILL LOSE VIRGINITY: age 14 >PREVIOUS SEXUAL EXPERIENCE (NUMBER OF TIMES): Umm... umm... about THIS much... >FAVORITE SEXUAL TOYS (TOP 3): 1)Mary > 2)Hamsters > 3)Myself (hey, I'm not proud!) >TIMES FREE FOR CLASSES: 4:00-4:01PM, Wednesday, Feb. 30, 1994 >DATE YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES: """" >WHY YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES (100 WORDS OR LESS): Boredom during the day > > > >FAVORITE COLOR: Purple >FAVORITE FOOD: MEAT >FAVORITE SONG: "Why don't we get drunk and screw" >FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: IN. >HAS ANYONE EVER RATED YOU ON A SCALE FROM 1-10? Nope. RATING: Ok, I guess. >ADDITIONAL COMMENTS YOU THINK MAY BE BENEFICIAL TO YOUR ACCEPTANCE: I'm sterile. > > > > >SIGNATURE: scribblescribble >_____________________________________________________________________________ >PLEASE RETURN COMPLETED APPLICATION WITHIN A WEEK. APPLICATION WILL BE >PROCESSED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. > >FIRST SERVED, FIRST COME. splat. -Omar -- Num ---- Username ---- Category ------------- Posted -- Expires --- Pages --- | 57679 | STU_BTNELSON | PERSONALS | 02/28/94 | 03/14/94 | 3 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | Description: Reply to 57677: (who wants to be the student | ================================================================================ Well This is always Fun :) > >(sorry....had to do it) >--mav >------------------------------------------------------------------------ > APPLICATION FOR THE MAVERICK SCHOOL OF SEXUALITY > **student teachers now available** > > >PLEASE FILL IN THE FOLLOWING: > >NAME (FULL): Thor >ADDRESS: JMU Box 2438 >PHONE NUMBER: X5741 >S.S. NUMBER (OPTIONAL): --- -- ---- >BIRTHDATE: 03/19/73 (Coming up SOON) >LENGTH OF PENIS (OR LACK THEREOF): Good Enough For Me >GOAL IN LIFE (CAREER AND PERSONAL): To Find the Good Hugs >PURITY TEST SCORE (500 QUESTION--MOST RECENT SCORE): 57 >BEST PICKUP LINE: You Look Puckered, Can I get you a Kiss >BEST BREAKUP LINE: Never Broke up with anyone >SAT SCORES: MATH__ VERBAL_ COMBINED__ 1190 >WHEN LOST/WILL LOSE VIRGINITY: Sr. Year HS >PREVIOUS SEXUAL EXPERIENCE (NUMBER OF TIMES): Um..... >FAVORITE SEXUAL TOYS (TOP 3): 1) Silk Ribbons > 2) Mr Bubble > 3) Hot Wax >TIMES FREE FOR CLASSES: You make the Call, I'll make the Time >DATE YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES: ASAP >WHY YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES (100 WORDS OR LESS): Got a lot of Free time > > > >FAVORITE COLOR: Blue >FAVORITE FOOD: Sweet and Sour Chicken >FAVORITE SONG: Varies >FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: Female Superior >HAS ANYONE EVER RATED YOU ON A SCALE FROM 1-10? RATING: 9 >ADDITIONAL COMMENTS YOU THINK MAY BE BENEFICIAL TO YOUR ACCEPTANCE: > > > > >SIGNATURE: THOR >_____________________________________________________________________________ >PLEASE RETURN COMPLETED APPLICATION WITHIN A WEEK. APPLICATION WILL BE >PROCESSED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. > >FIRST SERVED, FIRST COME. -- Num ---- Username ---- Category ------------- Posted -- Expires --- Pages --- | 57680 | STU_MPZLOGAR | PERSONALS | 02/28/94 | 03/14/94 | 3 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | Description: Reply to 57677: (who wants to be the student | ================================================================================ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ APPLICATION FOR THE MAVERICK SCHOOL OF SEXUALITY **student teachers now available** PLEASE FILL IN THE FOLLOWING: NAME (FULL): michael peter zlogar ADDRESS: the angsthouse PHONE NUMBER: x4054 S.S. NUMBER (OPTIONAL): no way BIRTHDATE: 9/22/73 LENGTH OF PENIS (OR LACK THEREOF): "oh my GOD!" GOAL IN LIFE (CAREER AND PERSONAL): happiness and the divine cup of coffee PURITY TEST SCORE (500 QUESTION--MOST RECENT SCORE): low fourties BEST PICKUP LINE: "hi, i'm z" BEST BREAKUP LINE: "just get the fuck out" SAT SCORES: MATH: 500 VERBAL: 720 COMBINED: 1220 WHEN LOST/WILL LOSE VIRGINITY: august 5, 1989 (age 15) PREVIOUS SEXUAL EXPERIENCE (NUMBER OF TIMES): more than counted on fingers/toes FAVORITE SEXUAL TOYS (TOP 3): 1) my girlfriend 2) cookie woman 3) your mom TIMES FREE FOR CLASSES: inbetween meals, or after brushing DATE YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES: march 1, 2014 WHY YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES (100 WORDS OR LESS): need something interesting to do during midlife crisis. FAVORITE COLOR: purple FAVORITE FOOD: what you're wearing FAVORITE SONG: in your eyes FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: female superior, rotate female 180 degrees HAS ANYONE EVER RATED YOU ON A SCALE FROM 1-10? y RATING: 10 (but it was you-know-who, so that doesn't really count) ADDITIONAL COMMENTS YOU THINK MAY BE BENEFICIAL TO YOUR ACCEPTANCE: anything drugs can do i can do with my tongue. SIGNATURE: x oh wait, i mean z _____________________________________________________________________________ PLEASE RETURN COMPLETED APPLICATION WITHIN A WEEK. APPLICATION WILL BE PROCESSED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. FIRST SERVED, FIRST COME. i can hardly contain myself. z :) -- Num ---- Username ---- Category ------------- Posted -- Expires --- Pages --- | 57686 | STU_MLGRIGSB | PERSONALS | 03/01/94 | 03/14/94 | 5 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | Description: Reply to 57677: (who wants to be the student | ================================================================================ >>Hey... wasn't there a sort of form you could fill out for this >>category? >>Just wondering what sort of info was required... >> >>inky@forafriendyeahsurethat'stheticket > >ask and receive... ;) > >(sorry....had to do it) >--mav >------------------------------------------------------------------------ > APPLICATION FOR THE MAVERICK SCHOOL OF SEXUALITY > **student teachers now available** > > >PLEASE FILL IN THE FOLLOWING: > >NAME (FULL): grigorev, mikhail pavlovich >ADDRESS: look it up >PHONE NUMBER: 1-900-hot-buns >S.S. NUMBER (OPTIONAL):? >BIRTHDATE: i refuse to answer this question on the grounds that i'm tired of all the pretty little 18-year-olds who think they can get whatever the FUCK they want just by virtue of the very fact that they're 4 years younger than i am...oops. >LENGTH OF PENIS (OR LACK THEREOF): 6.5. units optional >GOAL IN LIFE (CAREER AND PERSONAL): career: make lotsa money. personal: settle down with hong kong phooey and open the best goddamned laundry service on the west coast. >PURITY TEST SCORE (500 QUESTION--MOST RECENT SCORE): 43 >BEST PICKUP LINE: "enough with the schoenberg, already." >BEST BREAKUP LINE: "yeah, whatever.*snap*" >SAT SCORES: MATH650 VERBAL740 COMBINED figure it out, einstein. >WHEN LOST/WILL LOSE VIRGINITY: when i was one of those goddamned 18 year old pretty boys i was just moaning and pissing about. >PREVIOUS SEXUAL EXPERIENCE (NUMBER OF TIMES): hm.... total # of orgasms:3000 >FAVORITE SEXUAL TOYS (TOP 3): 1) the num-num wand > 2) having problems coming up with fresh ideas. > 3) >TIMES FREE FOR CLASSES: never. >DATE YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES: why not tonight, oh lord, why not tonight. >WHY YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES (100 WORDS OR LESS): > oh, fuck if i know... i could teach the fuckin' classes. > > >FAVORITE COLOR: yellow >FAVORITE FOOD: sushi >FAVORITE SONG: "seks bez pereriva" by bogdan titomir >FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: at this point???? are you kidding? sex is SEX. >HAS ANYONE EVER RATED YOU ON A SCALE FROM 1-10? yes. RATING: 10 (that's only happened ONCE, mind you... >ADDITIONAL COMMENTS YOU THINK MAY BE BENEFICIAL TO YOUR ACCEPTANCE: > i'm really really really really really horny.> > > >SIGNATURE: x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x ( a very sad attempt at a cyrillic x x x x x xxxxxxxxx rendering of mish). >_____________________________________________________________________________ >PLEASE RETURN COMPLETED APPLICATION WITHIN A WEEK. APPLICATION WILL BE >PROCESSED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. > >FIRST SERVED, FIRST COME. -- Num ---- Username ---- Category ------------- Posted -- Expires --- Pages --- | 57691 | MALESTER | PERSONALS | 03/01/94 | 03/14/94 | 3 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | Description: Reply to 57677: (who wants to be the student | ================================================================================ >------------------------------------------------------------------------ > APPLICATION FOR THE MAVERICK SCHOOL OF SEXUALITY > **student teachers now available** > > >PLEASE FILL IN THE FOLLOWING: > >NAME (FULL): Satan, Malester, Bitch, The Evil One, etc. >ADDRESS: Hell >PHONE NUMBER: 1-800-KILL-NOW >S.S. NUMBER (OPTIONAL): 666-6666 >BIRTHDATE: Um, er....a long time ago, in a land far, far away. >LENGTH OF PENIS (OR LACK THEREOF): Definite lack thereof. >GOAL IN LIFE (CAREER AND PERSONAL): Fuck Art Lets Kill >PURITY TEST SCORE (500 QUESTION--MOST RECENT SCORE):um..sinking ship? >BEST PICKUP LINE: "Can you hand me that knife?" >BEST BREAKUP LINE: "What's your name again?" >SAT SCORES: MATH__ VERBAL_ COMBINED__ um...1200? >WHEN LOST/WILL LOSE VIRGINITY: Who would sleep with the devil?! >PREVIOUS SEXUAL EXPERIENCE (NUMBER OF TIMES): I failed math. >FAVORITE SEXUAL TOYS (TOP 3): 1) Nick > 2) Knives (sharpened) > 3) Anything black >TIMES FREE FOR CLASSES: FREE?! I'm an art major. No free time. >DATE YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES: Um....I'll call you later...or something. >WHY YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES (100 WORDS OR LESS): > > Well, I need a new victim. > > > >FAVORITE COLOR: Black >FAVORITE FOOD: Amaretto... >FAVORITE SONG: Kanon in D Major >FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: Does christmas bondage count? >HAS ANYONE EVER RATED YOU ON A SCALE FROM 1-10? Yes RATING: about 12 >ADDITIONAL COMMENTS YOU THINK MAY BE BENEFICIAL TO YOUR ACCEPTANCE: > > It's been to long since my last kill...and I would hate to waste a good > Boyfriend on that... > >SIGNATURE: 666 >_____________________________________________________________________________ >PLEASE RETURN COMPLETED APPLICATION WITHIN A WEEK. APPLICATION WILL BE >PROCESSED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. > >FIRST SERVED, FIRST COME. Um, yeah. Spelled it wrong, though. Ugh. -- Num ---- Username ---- Category ------------- Posted -- Expires --- Pages --- | 57693 | STU_MPCAREY | PERSONALS | 03/01/94 | 03/14/94 | 3 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | Description: Reply to 57677: (who wants to be the student | ================================================================================ Well, it looks like I get to add my little bit to this sorry ass crew. =-) >------------------------------------------------------------------------ > APPLICATION FOR THE MAVERICK SCHOOL OF SEXUALITY > **student teachers now available** > > >PLEASE FILL IN THE FOLLOWING: > >NAME (FULL):Matthew Paul Carey >ADDRESS:USA >PHONE NUMBER:(123)456-78910 >S.S. NUMBER (OPTIONAL):111-69-4444 >BIRTHDATE:012974 Therefore I am 20... >LENGTH OF PENIS (OR LACK THEREOF):I'll show only on request... =-) >GOAL IN LIFE (CAREER AND PERSONAL):to be God >PURITY TEST SCORE (500 QUESTION--MOST RECENT SCORE):33 >BEST PICKUP LINE:"I couldn't help you noticing me..." >BEST BREAKUP LINE:"Did you actually think that those were *real* orgasms?" >SAT SCORES: MATH__ VERBAL_ COMBINED__ 1190 ( I think ) >WHEN LOST/WILL LOSE VIRGINITY:14 >PREVIOUS SEXUAL EXPERIENCE (NUMBER OF TIMES):lost count for this week... =-) >FAVORITE SEXUAL TOYS (TOP 3): 1)tongue > 2)ice > 3)vibrator >TIMES FREE FOR CLASSES:huh huh huh... yeah, right. I'm a music major. >DATE YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES:yesterday >WHY YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES (100 WORDS OR LESS):there has to be some reason why my mommie and daddy are paying through the ass for me to go here besides get laid every other hour. > > > >FAVORITE COLOR:whatever I'm wearing that day. >FAVORITE FOOD:whatever I'm eating that day... no pun intended. >FAVORITE SONG:Vogue or Dreamlover >FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION:just about anything will do and I have done. =-) >HAS ANYONE EVER RATED YOU ON A SCALE FROM 1-10? yes RATING:10 >ADDITIONAL COMMENTS YOU THINK MAY BE BENEFICIAL TO YOUR ACCEPTANCE: >I have this way with changing my hair color more often than my bed sheets. =-) > > > >SIGNATURE: [1m[5m#3Matthew P. Carey [1m[5m#4Matthew P. Carey[0m sorry, I had to do it. =-) >_____________________________________________________________________________ >PLEASE RETURN COMPLETED APPLICATION WITHIN A WEEK. APPLICATION WILL BE >PROCESSED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. > >FIRST SERVED, FIRST COME. -- Num ---- Username ---- Category ------------- Posted -- Expires --- Pages --- | 57695 | STU_JFSHICKE | PERSONALS | 03/01/94 | 03/15/94 | 3 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | Description: Reply to 57677: (who wants to be the student | ================================================================================ >------------------------------------------------------------------------ > APPLICATION FOR THE MAVERICK SCHOOL OF SEXUALITY > **student teachers now available** > > >PLEASE FILL IN THE FOLLOWING: > >NAME (FULL): just "jon" >ADDRESS: Miller >PHONE NUMBER: do a loc who, fool >S.S. NUMBER (OPTIONAL): >BIRTHDATE: it's directory information >LENGTH OF PENIS (OR LACK THEREOF): adequate for any reasonable purpose >GOAL IN LIFE (CAREER AND PERSONAL): I don't want to grow up..... >PURITY TEST SCORE (500 QUESTION--MOST RECENT SCORE): 60.2 >BEST PICKUP LINE: me talk to a female I don't know? >BEST BREAKUP LINE: "but we can still be friends" (ugh. i said that) >SAT SCORES: MATH__ VERBAL_ COMBINED__ 1200 >WHEN LOST/WILL LOSE VIRGINITY: I lost it, but I took one of those pills and it was restored. >PREVIOUS SEXUAL EXPERIENCE (NUMBER OF TIMES): mc^2 >FAVORITE SEXUAL TOYS (TOP 3): 1) (still looking for #1) > 2) peach schnapps > 3) EDT >TIMES FREE FOR CLASSES: We'll work something out >DATE YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES: 2/28/94 >WHY YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES (100 WORDS OR LESS): > There's only so much you can learn from a book. > > >FAVORITE COLOR: varies >FAVORITE FOOD: Ben & Jerry's >FAVORITE SONG: >FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: ask me >HAS ANYONE EVER RATED YOU ON A SCALE FROM 1-10? RATING: dunno >ADDITIONAL COMMENTS YOU THINK MAY BE BENEFICIAL TO YOUR ACCEPTANCE: > > The tables in m135 are nice...... > > >SIGNATURE: >_____________________________________________________________________________ >PLEASE RETURN COMPLETED APPLICATION WITHIN A WEEK. APPLICATION WILL BE >PROCESSED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. > >FIRST SERVED, FIRST COME. -- Num ---- Username ---- Category ------------- Posted -- Expires --- Pages --- | 57703 | STU_LTCZAJKO | PERSONALS | 03/01/94 | 03/14/94 | 3 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | Description: Reply to 57680: Reply to 57677: (who wants to | ================================================================================ >------------------------------------------------------------------------ > APPLICATION FOR THE MAVERICK SCHOOL OF SEXUALITY > **student teachers now available** > > >PLEASE FILL IN THE FOLLOWING: > >NAME (FULL): lisa t. czajkowski >ADDRESS: the house of the red death >PHONE NUMBER: 433-7961 >S.S. NUMBER (OPTIONAL):what's that got to do with anything? >BIRTHDATE: 4/16/70 you do the math. >LENGTH OF PENIS (OR LACK THEREOF): definite lack thereof >GOAL IN LIFE (CAREER AND PERSONAL): career: mediate, personal: open a jar of hot peppers by myself (without that stupid tupperware thing) >PURITY TEST SCORE (500 QUESTION--MOST RECENT SCORE): 34 >BEST PICKUP LINE: ;) >BEST BREAKUP LINE: "bye." >SAT SCORES: MATH: horribly poor VERBAL: decent COMBINED: i got here, and that's enuff said. >WHEN LOST/WILL LOSE VIRGINITY: when i did all those drugs in the 60s. >PREVIOUS SEXUAL EXPERIENCE (NUMBER OF TIMES): plenty >FAVORITE SEXUAL TOYS (TOP 3): who needs toys? ;) >TIMES FREE FOR CLASSES: um, free time? >DATE YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES: after i get out of jail. >WHY YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES (100 WORDS OR LESS): macrame just doesn't cut it anymore. >FAVORITE COLOR: faded jean blue >FAVORITE FOOD: uhhhhhhhh, spaghetti. >FAVORITE SONG: right now, ace of spades by motorhead (go figure) >FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: the one where your brain falls out. >HAS ANYONE EVER RATED YOU ON A SCALE FROM 1-10? nope RATING: >ADDITIONAL COMMENTS YOU THINK MAY BE BENEFICIAL TO YOUR ACCEPTANCE: i have a year's supply of mr. bubble. > > > > >SIGNATURE: lisa t. >_____________________________________________________________________________ >PLEASE RETURN COMPLETED APPLICATION WITHIN A WEEK. APPLICATION WILL BE >PROCESSED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. > >FIRST SERVED, FIRST COME. > >yippie! > > -- Num ---- Username ---- Category ------------- Posted -- Expires --- Pages --- | 57704 | SXTURABI | PERSONALS | 03/01/94 | 03/14/94 | 3 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | Description: Reply to 57677: (who wants to be the student | ================================================================================ >------------------------------------------------------------------------ > APPLICATION FOR THE MAVERICK SCHOOL OF SEXUALITY > **student teachers now available** > > >PLEASE FILL IN THE FOLLOWING: > >NAME (FULL): Shabina Sameena Husaini Turabali >ADDRESS: Holy Nunnery of St. Miller >PHONE NUMBER: 1-800-VIRGIN >S.S. NUMBER (OPTIONAL): no >BIRTHDATE: same as tce >LENGTH OF PENIS (OR LACK THEREOF): Lack thereof >GOAL IN LIFE (CAREER AND PERSONAL): career and personal: to die a virgin >PURITY TEST SCORE (500 QUESTION--MOST RECENT SCORE): 117 >BEST PICKUP LINE: "Would you like to see what is underneath this habit?" >BEST BREAKUP LINE: "No, I won't sleep with you." >SAT SCORES: MATH 760 VERBAL 690 COMBINED 1450 >WHEN LOST/WILL LOSE VIRGINITY: hopefully, never >PREVIOUS SEXUAL EXPERIENCE (NUMBER OF TIMES): 0 >FAVORITE SEXUAL TOYS (TOP 3): 1) hand > 2) ruler > 3) rosary beads >TIMES FREE FOR CLASSES: after mass and before supper >DATE YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES: tomorrow >WHY YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES (100 WORDS OR LESS): So I can educate others on the virtues of chastity and abstinence. *giggle* > > > >FAVORITE COLOR: white >FAVORITE FOOD: ice cubes >FAVORITE SONG: "Never Gonna Get It" by En Vogue >FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: on my knees, in prayer of course >HAS ANYONE EVER RATED YOU ON A SCALE FROM 1-10? no RATING: >ADDITIONAL COMMENTS YOU THINK MAY BE BENEFICIAL TO YOUR ACCEPTANCE: I find great satisfaction in my relationship with God, no matter what you all say, it is healthy, it is! > > > > >SIGNATURE: the resident virgin >_____________________________________________________________________________ >PLEASE RETURN COMPLETED APPLICATION WITHIN A WEEK. APPLICATION WILL BE >PROCESSED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. > >FIRST SERVED, FIRST COME. -- Num ---- Username ---- Category ------------- Posted -- Expires --- Pages --- | 57707 | SRCARTER | PERSONALS | 03/01/94 | 03/14/94 | 4 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | Description: Reply to 57706: Reply to 57686: Reply to 5767 | ================================================================================ > >>>------------------------------------------------------------------------ >>> APPLICATION FOR THE MAVERICK SCHOOL OF SEXUALITY >>> **student teachers now available** >>> >>> >>>PLEASE FILL IN THE FOLLOWING: >>> >>>NAME (FULL): Carter, Samuel Roberts Inky Ro-bear Diseased Alien Warrior >>>ADDRESS: look it up >>>PHONE NUMBER: pdir >>>S.S. NUMBER (OPTIONAL): never served in S.S. >>>BIRTHDATE: 3/28/75 >>>LENGTH OF PENIS (OR LACK THEREOF): 6.2 Kalikams +/- .003% error >>>GOAL IN LIFE (CAREER AND PERSONAL): Career: Student Ambassador > Personal: find the secret of "Special K" >>>PURITY TEST SCORE (500 QUESTION--MOST RECENT SCORE): 45 >>>BEST PICKUP LINE: "Did you knit that yourself?" >>>BEST BREAKUP LINE:"*click*" >>>SAT SCORES: MATH600 VERBAL690 COMBINED did worse on math, o.k.?!? >>>WHEN LOST/WILL LOSE VIRGINITY: 1/31/90 >>>PREVIOUS SEXUAL EXPERIENCE (NUMBER OF TIMES): lots > >>>FAVORITE SEXUAL TOYS (TOP 3): 1) mixer > 2) old tires > 3)particle accelerator >>>TIMES FREE FOR CLASSES: do not acknowledge radian time measurement >>>DATE YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES: when urge becomes too great >>>WHY YOU WISH TO BEGIN CLASSES (100 WORDS OR LESS): >>> Need credit hours and don't want to do may session. >>> Willing to do homework >>> >>>FAVORITE COLOR: ultra-violet >>>FAVORITE FOOD: combination of coffee and....(insert here) >>>FAVORITE SONG: "Bigmouth Strikes Again" Smiths >>>FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: constant rotation >>>HAS ANONE EVER RATED YOU ON A SCALE FROM 1-10? nope. :( RATING:N/A >>>ADDITIONAL COMMENTS YOU THINK MAY BE BENEFICIAL TO YOUR ACCEPTANCE: > >Sat through Channel 55 marathon on V-Day > > >>>>SIGNATURE: > > :( sig.dat is in other account. Too lazy to go get... > > *inky* >> >> >> >>>_____________________________________________________________________________ >>PLEASE RETURN COMPLETED APPLICATION WITHIN A WEEK. APPLICATION WILL BE >>>PROCESSED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. >>> >>>FIRST SERVED, FIRST COME.