-----8<------8<------8<------8<------8<-----8<------8<------8<----- Bulletin Board Standard Reply Form I took exception to your recent post to _________________. (category name) It was: ___ lame. ___ stupid. ___ much longer than any worthwhile thought of which you may be capable. You need to look at the fact that: ___ what you posted has been done before. (mark only if above checked) ___ it was done better the last time. ___ your post was a pathetic imitation of __________________ (someone else) ___ your post contained spelling errors. ___ your post contained grammar errors. ___ your post was an obvious attempt at plagiarism. (mark only if above checked) ___ it was done clumsily. ___ you have a lame process name. ___ you reposted an entire article only to add ___ new lines of text. ___ you flamed someone who has been around far longer than you. ___ you flamed someone who is far more intelligent and wittier than you. ___ you are indulging in chatter on the main bb. In addition: ___ you included a stupid disclaimer. (mark only if above also) ___ your pathetic attempt at being witty in the disclaimer failed. ___ you also included: (mark all that apply) ___ a stupid self-quotation. ___ a stupid quotation from a known loser other than yourself. ___ a Rush quotation. ___ an incorrect and unattributed quotation. ___ __ smiley faces where __ would have sufficed. Furthermore: ___ fuck you, you sack of shit! ___ indulge in auto-eroticism, you colostomy bag. ___ you have greatly misunderstood the purpose of _______________. (category name) ___ you have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the BB. ___ you must have mistaken me for someone who gives a shit. ___ you must have spent your entire life in a Skinner box to be this clueless. (mark only if above is checked) ___ this has been pointed out to you before. ___ it is recommended that: (check all that apply) ___ go and ______________________ your _________________________. (name of sexual act) (pet, parent, or sibling) ___ die, rat bastard. ___ go and jump in a volcano, you fucking cave newt. ___ get a life, you loser. ___ get a clue. take two, they're small. ___ other (specify): ______________________________________________. Comments: