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| 64211 | STU_ADTAYLOR | CHATTER              | 01/11/95 | 01/25/95 |     2    |
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TOP TEN THINGS JOKER WILL DO IN FRANCE:
 
10) Throw his Ren doll off the Eiffel Tower while yelling "Fly, be free!"
9)  Go out of his way to investigate just how true Tuna's 'drunk-in-a-
    foreign-country' stories are.
8)  Get lost in Verseille looking for a bathroom.
7)  See the Mona Lisa and exclaim loudly  "I know that smile!  She just
    farted!!"
6)  Upon seeing the glass pyramid at the Louvre saying to a guard "Cool, now
    where's the glass sphinx?"
5)  Apologize profusely anytime anyone says "JMU?  Isn't that where that hairy
    guy in London was from?"
4)  Go to a nudist beach wearing a black Stetson, sunglasses, and a sign saying
    "I can't help it, I was born this way."
3)  When asked if he wants to go to the Riviera, exclaim "Geraldo tapes here?!
    Cool!"
2)  Gets detained at customs when he tries to explain the suitcase full of
    Marlboros.
 
AND THE NUMBER ONE THING JOKER WILL DO IN FRANCE:
 
1)  Stop motorists and point out that Godzilla could never fit through the Arc
    de Triumphe.