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From: Rob Furr 
 
 
 
And now, the Top Ten Other Things Joker Will Do In France:
 
10. Develop a horrible fascination with Jerry Lewis films.
9. Conquer Luxembourg.
8. Attempt to get Inspector Clouseau's autograph.
7. Accidentally become an integral part of Legoland's new "Spanish
Inquisition" display.
6. Loudly demand to see "Where the short guy's buried."
5. When presented with where the short guy's buried, say "No! The _short_
guy!"
4. Get attacked by hordes of rampaging snails outraged by years of
capitalist oppression.
3. Stagger around Notre Dame in a hunchback suit.
2. Explain to everyone within range exactly what a "Quarter Pounder" is.
 
...and the Number One Thing That Joker Will Do In France
 
1. Storm the Bastille.