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Brought to you by those same money grubbers who brought you
Magic: the Addiction, and Jypped...
### Chatter: the Flaming ###
Six all-new types of standard mana!
Beer mana, DAK mana, Clove mana, Camel mana, Angst mana, and Blah mana
Many types of rare mana!
Nice mana, Peach Schnapps mana, Ben & Jerry's mana,
New Artifact Cards!
The blender! The num-num wand! The Terminal! The Clue Gun!
The King Crimson Box Set Artifact! The Buffet Box Set Artifact!
Creature cards for everyone!
Ghost of Tuna 12/12
requires fifteen beer mana; one of the toughest cards, pummels
opponents into submission with brute strength and harsh flames; can only
be blocked by small and sweet female cards.
Ghost of PFM 11/11
requires five clove mana (but only the _best_ clove mana), and
eight angst mana; opponents withered into submission by wit and big words;
can only be partially blocked using a dictionary and recycled posts from
alt. tasteless.
Ghost of Ronin 11/11
requires (don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?) three Blah mana,
and twelve Angst mana; creature card uses purity and ethics rituals to deliver
definitive and randomly capitalized Whoopist sermons; add 10/10 if used
with the Spirit of BoB spell card;
Ghost of Super80 6/6
requires five DAK mana or six Beer mana; will only pursue female
opponents; seeks pair bonding;
Ghost of Greyman 6/6
requires one DAK mana, one Clove mana, one Camel mana, and ten
angst mana; overwhelms opponents with the pulsating rhythms from his
techno-machine; a rare card.
Ghost of JOSE~ 5/5
requires two nice mana and two angst mana; overwhelms opponents
with general hilarity, wit, and movie quotes; unfortunately, now a rare card.
Ghost of FromTheBadLands 5/4
requires seven Beer mana; blinds opponents with loud and bright
patterned tropical shirts and redneck vernacular; seeks pair bonding;
add 1/1 if used with the Buffet Box Set Artifact; add 1/1 annoyance
factor if used in conjunction with the Redneck Friend Artifact card.
Ghost of Wave 4/4
requires four (rare) Cooler mana; overwhelms opponents by
mesmerizing them with his groovy dance moves; relatively rare card.
Ghost of Cookie Woman 4/3
requires one bottle of boones, oh i mean 1/2 DAK mana or 1/2
Beer mana and one male chatter character already in play; add 1/1 if
used in conjunction with the num-num wand artifact; was a common card,
now rarely seen except behind ketchup factories.
Ghost of Misha 4/3
requires three DAK mana for activation; blinds and/or mesmerizes
opponents with his lime green dancing-girl outfit; add 2/1 if used in
conjunction with the num num wand artifact or the tiara artifact.
Ghost of Z 2/2
requires two Clove or Beer mana (usually begged or borrowed);
not allowed DAK mana; operates on the 'Tim' principle, dinking/annoying
opponents for one point; seeks constant pair bonding with the unwary;
thankfully a rare card right now.
Maverick 11/10
requires seven DAK or Beer mana, and one Angst mana; if used
with the Seed of the Loins spell card, can spawn one additional 1/1
creature if the White Wolf card is in play; a strong card, long in play.
WhiteWolf 4/4
requires three DAK or Beer mana, and one Angst mana; can bond
with the Mavlet card to distract or form alliances with female creatures.
Mavlet 1/1
requires one (very rare) Baby Mana; drowns opponents in drool.
add 0/1 if used with the Baby Angel Wings artifact.
Evil Maria 10/10
requires five Dak mana and seven clove mana; another strong card,
pummels opponents into submission with brute strength and an impressive
weapons collection tempered with quick wit;
LYDIAmoto 8/7
requires seven of any Beer, Clove, DAK, or Angst mana;
bedazzles opponents with perky assets; can creature bond with the
'Truch card for an added 4/4.
'Truch 3/3
requires two Angst mana, and two (very rare) Catnip mana; bites
and shreds opponents; not effective against the LYDIAmoto or Moonpie
creatures; add 1/1 if used against the Joker creature (he's allergic)
Lady K 4/3
requires three DAK mana and one Clove mana; sometimes pair bonds
with a Boyfriend artifact card, requiring one Blah mana.
Velvet 4/3
requires three DAK mana and one Clove mana; must pair bond with
the Boyfriend artifact card which requires one Blah mana.
Omar 8/7
requires any combination of seven DAK, Beer, Clove, Camel or angst
mana; can pair bond with the Terminal Artifact; cannot be used in conjunction
with the Windshield Artifact; add 1/1 if used with the Buffett Box Set.
TheSexFootman 8/7
requires any combination of seven DAK, Beer, Clove, Camel or angst
mana; overwhelms opponents by utilizing the Blender Artifact to create the
Wall of Yukon Death DAKs; add 2/2 if used in conjunction with the Blender
Artifact; may only be played at night.
Joker 8/7
requires any combination of seven DAK, Clove, Camel, or Beer mana
(has renounced angst); attacks opponents with random capitalization and
long-winded sermons; most often found creature bonded to the Moonpie card,
requiring one Blah mana; add 1/1 if used with the Leper Spell card.
Murpes 8/7
requires any combination of fifteen Beer or DAK mana, a pack
of Camel mana, and ten Angst mana; overwhelms opponents with drunken
antics and an impressive knowledge of progressive music (but not
progressive lyrics). Add 1/0 if used with the King Crimson Box Set.
Moonpie 5/5
requires one (very rare) Ben & Jerry's mana, three DAK mana,
and three Clove mana; defeats DAK-dependent opponents by revoking
their DAK mana if they get too rowdy; bonds to Joker creature card,
requiring one Blah mana; add 4/4 if used with the Blender artifact.
PoppyJon 5/5
requires two Beer or DAK mana, three Clove mana, and an Angst mana;
can also be activated using one (very rare) Peach Schnapps mana; defeats
opponents through corruption, exposing them to pornography shops,
and chocolate-covered espresso beans.
Thor 5/5
requires five Angst mana and a Blah mana; overwhelms opponents
with grumpiness and flames; seemingly unable to creature bond.
Megasus 5/4
requires six Nice mana; soothes opponents into peacefulness; seeks
creature bond with the Patrick artifact or the Bakula artifact;
Strangelass 4/4
requires two DAK or Beer mana, two angst mana, and 1 naughty mana;
seeks creature bonding; add 1/1 if used with the Leper Spell.
LilMissHipsway 4/3
requires any combination of five Beer, DAK, Clove, Camel or Angst
mana; beats opponent into submission and utilizes labia power to immobilize
him; add 1/0 if used in conjunction with the num-num wand artifact.
Cat 4/3
requires two DAK or Clove mana, and three Nice mana; defeats violent
opponents by turning their harsh words into pleasant greetings; naturally
drawn to the Terminal Artifact.
Luna 4/3
requires seven DAK mana and one Nice mana; lures opponents into
closets and powderrooms with her wiley ways.
SexTurbine 4/3
requires one DAK or Clove mana, and four Nice mana; defeats
opponents with smiles and hapiness in the face of adversity; seeks
creature bonding with the Hector artifact which, unfortunately, is
unavailable at this time.
Dang 4/3
requires seven DAK or Beer mana; lurks in the Vomit Cave; defeats
opponents by pseudo-philosophizing them to death with large words;
Shadowfax 3/3
requires three Blah mana and one (very rare) chastity mana;
similar to the 'tim' card, dinks opponents at random; if used with the
rare Spiney Norman Artifact card, add 1/1.
Darkling 3/3
requires two Angst mana and two Clove mana; confuses and overwhelms
opponents by casting darkness and leper limbs upon them; add 1/1 if used
with the Leper Spell card.
Atlantis 3/3
requires three DAK mana, and one Nice mana; can use the Supermenu
to call forth NewbieZombies in droves and overwhelm other, less tolerant,
creature cards.
Robin 3/3
requires two DAK mana, a clove mana, a camel mana and one (very
rare) Short mana; intimidates opponent with gales of giggles; add 4/4
if used with the OperStatus spell; add 6/6 if the Ghost of Tuna card is
also in play.
Jenn 2/2
requires one DAK or Beer mana; overwhelms opponents with flaming;
can be subdued with the smaller 1/1 Mavlet card, whose drool puts out
the purple fire.
Pete 2/2
requires a lot of Beer or DAK mana; charms female opponents into
drooling submission; if used with The Wein Artifact, add 2/2
L.I.T. 2/2
requires one Beer Mana, one nice mana; sniffs and corners opponents
for one round; add 1/0 if used with the Leper Spell card.
Woody 1/2
Produces its own Blah mana; bores opponents with senseless blabber.
Nytwind 1/2
requires two Blah mana; annoys opponents; add 1/0 if the Clue Gun
Artifact card is launched upon him, and 1/1 if he can somehow get hold of
a DAK.
Cobain 1/1
requires one Blah mana; annoys opponents; Clue Gun Artifact apparently
ineffective for him.
Prophet 1/1
requires one Blah mana; annoys opponents; Clue Gun Artifact apparently
ineffective for him.
Lizard King 1/0
requires two Blah mana; annoys and bores opponents; easily defeated
using the Skipnames Artifact card.
If I've left you out, write your own card and post it as a booster pack!
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