-- Num ---- Username ---- Category ------------- Posted -- Expires --- Pages --- | 66959 | JCLIRA | CHATTER | 03/22/95 | 03/27/95 | 3 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | Description: Reply to 66939: Reply to 66875: Reply to 6685 | ================================================================================ Mattel products that never made it past the drawing board: 1. Crucifix Barbie 2. The Jesus 'Vette 3. Baby Drink -n- Wet Zak (one drink and she's all lubed up) 4. My First Razor Blade 5. Gangsta-Bitch Barbie 6. Lullaby Collapsable Piano (thanx, gary) 7. Bongatron (tm) 8. My First Whipping Boy! 9. Baby Pukes Alot 10. Anatomically Correct Virgin Mary Doll 11. Trippin' Tea Set 12. Bake the Bud Oven set 13. Barbie's Beer Bong Playset 14. Greek Row Barbie Playset (includes blank subpoena's for date rape) 15. Aristotle and His Friends Posable Action Figures 16. Cole And John's Big Adventure Playset (complete with effedrine, quisbee, various implements of vandalism, and detailed maps of JMU's steam tunnels.) 17. Mattel's "Keep Abortion Safe and Legal" Nerf coathanger. 18. Wing Commander III limited edition milkcaps. 19. Lead pipes autographed by Jeff Vogel. 20. The Talking Murpes Doll. (*pull* "FUCKINGPIECEOFSHIT!") 21. The Wonder-Training-Bra 22. Let's-Change-Gender Playset 23. Macintosh 24. Keith Richard's _Household Cleanser Activity Book_ 25. My First DAK Blender 26. The 1995 BB.CHATTER Flame War 27. Whack-a-Mormon (like Whack-a-Mole but more satisfying) 28. Schindler's List Concentration Camp Colorforms Sticker Set 29. Nazi War Criminals Shrinky-Dinks 30. Evil Despots Press-on Moustaches (starter Kit includes Stalin's handlebar and Hitler's Chaplin job) 31. My First Snake Charmers' Flute