-- Num ---- Username ---- Category ------------- Posted -- Expires --- Pages --- | 50628 | STU_FMFORD | STORIES | 09/21/93 | 10/05/93 | 3 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | Description: i've seen the future it is vax | ================================================================================ last night i was transported into the future. it was scary. everyone communicated in a vr world. i attended the virtual vax 10yr reunion. here's what happened: as i walked through into the "vax" i saw many old friends. Tuna was resting comfortably in the corner enjoying the invention that made him famous- after a year or two of programing he came up with virtual beer (tastes better than free beer and the pitcher is bottomless). The next person i ran into was Joker. After losing his virginity twenty seven times back in 1993 he found the woman of his dreams (Shanique- sha-knee-qwa). He now spends his time enjoying the profits he gained from his award winning performance on his latest album. Pope, Lady K, and myself did get our band started. We were really big until I got burned out (a five year world tour is too much for anyone), i found out that i was "relaxing" with my own video production facility and making a killing on related merchandising. The Pope was enjoying the cash, and doing a good bit ofwriting and teaching english, and Lady K was reaping the profits from her book "Boys, Toys, and Chainsaws". Cookie Woman and Z finally got tired of being cracker friends and got married. Now Z spends his time keeping Cookie pregnant. They are living in the midwest with their ten kids: Talula, Edgar, Chico, Hopscotch, Mikey, Jenny, Skanky, Jimmy, Beavis, and Butthead. Another is on the way. Omar and the SexFootman gained household name status when their single "Baby if you can't do it my way don't do it at all" finally killed disco. They went on to make even more money with a Japanese tour, and a line of toys (The Omar doll sold for $15.95 and came with a guitar and removable beard) LydiaMOTO became the first female president. She shared her ticket with Sting (who became by the way America's Queen). They did a fine job and are currently arguing over whether or not to paint the white house in dayglo tie dye colors or just go with pink. Mav and her Mavlet now own Sizzler. They are currently residing over the hills and through the woods. Dove is STILL managing Wampler and posting music on the vax. His wife just turned 18 so he has stopped looking over his shoulder. Searcher decided to try to contact the spirit of "Beavis & Butthead" and was turned into a vegetable when Butthead took over his mind and he began convulsive headbanging, they hope to let him start feeding himself in a few days. and best of all Ronin got laid. ----- thanks guys this show was brought to you by the great wide open mashing crackers and huh huh huh huh huh disposable peni smiles the uninvited guest